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Deadly Premonition #01

Zack? Is that you? Are you in the coffee? Can you tell me a little about yourself?

Deadly Premonition #02

Zack, I hear this game is very stable and that there won’t be any technical problems. Is that true? Are you there, Zack?

Deadly Premonition #03

Zack, I don’t even know who I’m talking to here. Am I making any progress? Probably not, right Zack?

Deadly Premonition #04

Zack, I asked you about the progress. Is there really any to be made while we play this game? Is this even really a game? The world may never know, Zack.

Deadly Premonition #05

I don’t know if anyone’s even out there, Zack, but I have a confession to make. I only really drink coffee out of necessity and not because I like the flavor.

Deadly Premonition #06

We’re just shouting into the void, Zack. Do you think it’ll ever shout back?

Deadly Premonition #07

I have looked into the void now. It’s dark, but at least it’s kind of cozy. Zack, do these descriptions even really mean anything to the game being streamed here?

Deadly Premonition #08

I keep saying Zack because I know the guy in the game says Zack, but is my Zack really the same Zack?

Deadly Premonition #09

Do we all have a Zack inside of us that we constantly talk to? Is that a thing? Also, I’m not talking about the immature sense that I have a Zack inside of me, if you know what I mean.

Deadly Premonition #10

This Zack guy seems unreliable. He keeps trying to get in the way of us playing the game.

Deadly Premonition #11

If Zack were real, he’d clear up all of the crashes we’ve been having and we’d be having a fun time with Deadly Premonition.

Deadly Premonition #12

You hear me, Zack? I’m not talking to you anymore. Not after you abandoned me at the end of this stream.

Deadly Premonition #13

And, there’s the end. We never did finish this game, Zack. It just crashed too many times and we weren’t able to fix it. Maybe someday the technology will be there. What do you think, Zack?

Call of Duty: Ghosts, Dino D-Day (Drunk)

It’s time to put on your MLG hats and join a CPL clan to play the hottest competitive multiplayer game to hit the scene since the last Call of Duty game from previous year. That’s right, it’s a free weekend for a CoD game and kuoushi’s dragging everyone along with him to enjoy all that it has to offer. Oh, and some dinosaurs for a longer while after that.

Expendabros #01

One of the best movie tie-in games to grace us with its presence, Expendabros is a combination of Broforce and The Expendables. Honestly, a perfect combination of things. You’ll enjoy the game yelling at you, and also you’ll enjoy kuoushi telling you all about each character that shows up. Maybe. Who knows.

They Bleed Pixels #01

We side-scrolling, we sliding, we clawing shit. This here pixely game is going to be a horrible challenge for certain incompetent streamers.

Gauntlet

Time to be heroes and make our way through the gauntlet in the new at the time Gauntlet. Apparently it was fun enough for us to not quit and move on to another game, so that’s a plus in its favor, right? Few technical troubles with the voice chat, but beyond that it’s all fun and games. Should likely be a highlighted stream.

They Bleed Pixels #03

So we beat chapter one last stream, and that means we’re making progress. We start off with a bang here, too. Or a plummeting feeling of the bad to come.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (Drunk)

The real competitive scene is here, and it is years after Counter-Strike: Global Offensive was released so we’re obviously going to be the top of the top. The best of the best of the best, sir. With honors. Okay, I promise that may or may not be my last quote from Men in Black in these summaries. Lots of fellas join in and a time is had.

Binding of Isaac: Rebirth #01

Binding of Isaac was a cool game already, but when Rebirth hit the scene, it was infinitely better. Like, way better. And the gameplay from kuoushi? Well, that doesn’t get any better. But hey, it’s fun to watch.

NecroVisioN, Binding of Isaac: Rebirth (Drunk)

NecroVisioN is a game about that there first world war and magic and maybe time travel? I’m really not sure. I don’t remember the game, and even after kicking through the recording, I still don’t know what it’s about. Some guy called me yankee boy and there’s talk of jerries. Also, press None to kick. After that bit of fun, it’s time to delve into some more new Binding of Isaac.

Chivalry: Medieval Warfare (Drunk)

Believe it or not, this stream is almost 7 hours long and it only contains us playing one game. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is that game. How it is that we didn’t get distracted and sad about a game in a couple of hours before moving on and hopping to a regular game that people like is beyond me, but there it is. Oh, the game’s just fun. That’s enough, usually.

Sega Bass Fishing #01

It is time to bust out those fishing rods and get fishing. Make sure you pick up your license before you start fishing, otherwise the government will come kill you. Does that have anything to do with the stream? I don’t know, maybe.

I don’t need no practice to fish.

~kuoushi

Ultra Street Fighter 4 (Drunk)

The best of the best of the best gather today to fight in an ultra street fighting tournament where skills are high and badness is low. Or is it the other way around? I don’t know for sure, but I do know there’s a lot of salt. Well maybe not that much salt. You’ll just have to watch and see.

After this, it is time for some Half-Life mods and shark battles.