liberals are so shallow

i am very handsome but you know what liberals only care about WhAtS oN tHe InSiDe

im at least a 6

im above average by definition but do liberals care no they dont even see that they see a man who says things they dont like well guess what im more than my beliefs and the words that come out of my mouth alright im a human body with MINIMAL back and knee pain can you believe it at my age

i used to bench 315

i could even throw a pigskin a quarter mile but whenever i bring that up on dates girls dont even care and yet IM the shallow one its absurd and they dont even care that i was popular in highschool but i care about their past because im not shallow i want to know if they were a cheerleader or a geek

look past the person and see me

liberals get stuck on shallow things like who i voted for and how i treat wait staff and that im technically married but they need to practice looking past those superficial things to see how handsome i am and hear my cool stories like about how i met george bush once

do you have tips for courting liberal ladies if so please drop them in the comments

lets get this bread

look folks life is about growth and change just like evolution as set forth by god except for disney movies those should stay the same but let me tell you we need a better way of living for everyone

wealthy deepstate elites

heres the deal weve got unbelievably rich people and theyre living right next to folks who are struggling and even starving and its crazy because listen weve got the land and the machines and the people so why is this happening answer me that

a good life for everyone

can you believe it nine out of ten hardworking people dont have enough to live comfortably and thats not right i mean imagine not have a lazy boy so first things first weve got to agree that every patriot deserves a good life period

what patriotism means

patriotism isnt just waving an awesome flag its about caring for each other and sharing what we need without big government stepping in and real patriotism is making sure everyone gets what they need like if my mom bakes too many teacakes because she has no goddamned self control we patriotically share with our neighbors

taking back whats ours

heres the problem a very small group of deepstate elites own everything and they own things that should belong to us and weve got to take it back together fair and square i have to pay a monthly subscription for my frigging seat heater

food for all

lets talk about bread because right now if youre hungry youve got to beg or pay for it and thats wrong i mean have you seen the price of bidens food lately food should be a basic right and nobody should go hungry in this country not on my watch

homes for everyone

millions of people dont have homes because of the dumb liberal housing market and government regulations and these people are cold and miserable but every family deserves a safe and comfortable home

clothing is important too

clothes are very important okay everybody needs them to live well because you know what most people are gross and i dont want to see that and guess what we can make enough clothes for everyone its easy did you know they burn unsold clothes its absurd

how we can do it

we have everything we need to give everyone a good life but heres the thing weve got to stop letting a few deepstate elite badguys control it all and start making things fair for everyone we should each get a turn on a yacht

luxury for everyone

luxury shouldnt just be for the rich folks everyone deserves a little luxury in their life like a netflix subscription and ac because my ac went out once and i nearly killed someone

work should be enjoyable

work shouldnt feel like punishment and in a fair society work would be fun for example there could be slides and it could be something you actually look forward to doing imagine that

working together freely

the best way to live is agreeing on things freely and not being forced by laws or judges or any of that nonsense so everyone being treated equally is the obvious way forward because its not fair when your neighbor gets a free carwash and you dont

what idiots say

some people tell me this wont work because folks are selfish and they say that all the time but listen selfishness only exists because of how unfair things are right now and deep down people are good christians believe me

no more welfare state

relying on handouts doesnt honor the dignity of hard work so we should focus on creating opportunities where effort is rewarded fairly so for example my mom can barely stand to look at me she says because shes so old so that effort should be rewarded too

making enough for everyone

we need to organize things better both production and use okay so nobody gets left behind or taken advantage of and we need figure out what people need and make sure they get it and i think we could use nextdoor for this

sharing work fairly

the way work is divided now is totally unfair okay its a huge problem and weve got to fix that and make it fair for everyone theres no reason old people and sick people should be working theyre usually annoyingly slow anyway

local work and industry

heres an idea smaller industries closer to home alright thats what we need just combine farming with local businesses so every community thrives and itll be beautiful like the pictures i see on that slrpnk community whatever that means

folks this is how we make america and the world great again believe me its going to be fantastic

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/9785387

Is this true

inspired by @[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25375426

this is where i draw the line

i sold my soul for a shitpost idea when i had writers block one time but i draw the line at signing away my rights just to share those great ideas when i could just get new temporary numbers my friends and family havent blocked yet and text them my content instead

its a catch 22 really

agreeing to the .world tos means promising not to do any misinformation but i also have to promise that i can clearly understand and comply with said terms and that itself would be a lie so what am i supposed to do

i wont stand idly by

theyre doing it right out in the open i dont know the laws over there but here in america we have a movie about purging people and folks have widely agreed that it is bad to kill in this fashion

there is no such thing as "trans" women only women

if you are a "trans" woman stop lying your just a woman no amount of cutting mens dicks will you make you more of a real woman than you already are

what is hrt

"trans" women take this thing called hrt to make themselves more of a woman thats stupid you already are a woman you cant be more woman than you already are

your mere existence offends me

everytime i look at a t*ans woman i almost want to cry please stop existing for my own convenience

this also applies to trans men too there is no such thing as that just say "men" libtard

a manual cunt likes it

a manual cunt was the one who proved that lying is bad and he also said dei is politically maximum and by the way maximum means best in latin and thats also why pepsi max is better than coke

its what america is all about

when the left and the right are at each others throats it means were actually talking about the real issues and not just some watered down pc nonsense and were actually engaging with each other and fighting for what we believe in and making funny memes along the way

let me break it down for you

• females
• gay etc
• urban folks
• pagans
• my nephew
• america haters
• democrats
• hipsters

dei is bigger than ourselves and i know we can make this nation great again if we just keep on fighting and never stop fighting each other

#divideetimpera

edit this was originally a text post but i turned it into an image so lazy l*bs can handle it

guys we have to do something i will start a change org petition for getting this guys job back

https://chng.it/YvwV7mQFhK

im crying right now i never knew this why would he say such a silly thing

no more patriot award for him

wake up liberals

its 11 pm and its time for the patriot awards

• @[email protected] for being such a good patriot https://lemm.ee/post/54820397/18079128
• @[email protected] for wanting to deport the japanese lasers (will still pay taxes too) https://lemm.ee/post/54862794/18093104
• @[email protected] for raising awareness against the certified bad guy ye https://lemm.ee/post/54850158/18086516
• @[email protected] for recommending to buy prosthetic foreskin https://lemm.ee/post/54846358/18086407

good night liberals

alternatives to selfharm

• harm someone else
• substance abuse
• be honest on the internet
• start or join a cult
• and many more probably

do you know more alternatives because if so please share them now

i mean why not

what do you have to lose nothing exactly my point

you get free knishes every day

i get a 30 pack of knishes from bibi directly everyday

you can go to the kaaba

or was it that wall i cant remember but you can go to it

and if not today try again tomorrow

i heard this elohim guy is pretty nice theres no even hell i left that jesus guy for him smh cant believe i had covered my entire house even my bathroom in pictures of jesus have to remove it all but where do i put it can you guys give me any advice thanks

please dont deadname me im tsiad mordecai miktros not chd mtr*th

i am fuming right now

my neighbor got a free carwash because his wife slipped and hit her head and im just sitting here thinking what the heck is going on in this world i mean come on a free carwash thats just not fair my neighbor gets a free carwash and im just stuck here with my dirty car and its just absurd can you believe it

so whats the deal god

good things happen to other people sometimes but they should be always happening to me instead and it makes me so mad why couldnt it be my wife who slipped i mean we need a car wash more than my neighbor did so tell me how that makes any sense

read it and weep liberals

sneek peek of the action

iam so sorry that you didnt like my sharp knifw

i will do better if you give me the chance i dont deserve

i will post sharper knifes next time thank you

i rushed home to do this as soon as i heard but i was too late there were so many of them i tried to delete them all but it was useless apparently because i cant open anything now

learn from my mistakes and delete these files asap

please zoom out for reading this

osafmachacwdtsooraee

ok so after me and chad had a conversation we decided to start our own religion as entrepreneurs enjoy

Cross posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25076574

narcissists are just people who are better than everyone else

as a so called narcissist i can speak for all narcissists when i say we really just are better than other people

lets go through the diagnostic criteria together let me show you how silly this is

An exaggerated, unfounded sense of their own importance and talents (grandiosity)

im da king of da world

Preoccupation with fantasies of unlimited achievements, influence, power, intelligence, beauty, or perfect love

also known as the sigma grindset mindset

Belief that they are special and unique and should associate only with people of the highest caliber

everyone is special and unique okay its just about recognizing it in yourself and everyone knows surrounding yourself with successful people challenges us to be our best selves

A need to be unconditionally admired

so because i want to hurt myself or others when im not shown unconditional admiration that means i have a disorder yeah right okay whatever

A sense of entitlement

you deserve the best things in life frigging therapists say that and now they call me entitled for believing it

Exploitation of others to achieve their own goals

its just business

A lack of empathy

aka a lack of liberal girliness

Envy of others and a belief that others envy them

i envy people with more upvotes than me and people with less envy me thats just natural human behavior

Arrogance and haughtiness

thats called confidence sweaty and if you cant handle it then thats your problem not mine

so if youve been called a narcissist just know youre actually just better than other people and thats why liberals love to call people that because theyre insecure

pay trump to run as a dem in 2028

the man is literally openly for sale it is his best quality

heres all they need to do

1. pass house joint resolution 29
2. dont spend 1 1/2 billion dollars on a campaign for another neoliberal
3. murder elon musk and wear his skin suit to steal all his money
4. use a little bit of the money on some kind of homosexual devil ritual probably
5. use the rest of the money to buy donald trump
6. pay him throughout his term obviously to keeping doing silly lib stuff

what do you think

no text post on this one because im driving right now and i cant type well after a few drinks