Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

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I just updated the sidebar. As a rule of thumb, if you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you should probably post it to the new community [email protected]

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Clearly age is a word

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Hij was een echte hordeur hoarder.

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I was stuck on the Knight shift

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Apparently, without glasses I can't see that well.

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Indepen-dance!

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In Jamaica a steak pie will cost you £2.30. An Apple pie will cost £1.90. A chicken and mushroom pie will cost you £2.25. A cherry pie is £1.20 and a mince pie is £1.90.

In Trinidad &Tobago a steak pie will cost you £3.00. A rhubarb pie is £1.35 and a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.20...

...these are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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But what are you going to do?

<>Buoys will be buoys.

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Ivan was born in Russia. His first job as a young man was cutting logs in the northern forests. The mosquitos plagued him. The work was brutal, but Ivan survived because he was a strong many and used to hardships. Then he went to the mines, slaving for hours in dim tunnels, moving tons of rocks. The air was foul and the heat was intense, but Ivan survived because he was a strong man and used to hardships. Finally, in search of cleaner air, he applied to the navy. On his first day, he was sent to the crows nest as a lookout. Sadly, a huge gust of wind knocked him from his perch and sent him tumbling to the deck, but Ivan survived because he was a strong man and used to hard ships.

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Because fathers have Father's Day and mothers have Mother's Day and Labour Day.

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Clint eats wood.

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I thought hard about what to do with the cash, but then I thought: "What would Jesus do?"

.So I turned it into wine.

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He must have been going to a party, he had catan, he had uno, and he had Scrabble way up at the top. His stack wasn't balanced very well though, and Scrabble fell, the box burst open, spilling tiles everywhere.

So I went up to him and asked, "what's the word on the street?"

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Artificial Swedener.

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He is all right now.

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wait for it!Because one egg is un oeuf.

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We are all victims, even the dads.

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The teat-owl.

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