Rough Roman Memes

(originally posted in historymemes and 196 but pugjesus also told me this is a good place to post here too, thanks ))

explanation:

hannibal is one of the greatest [punic] generals in all of history. There was an event where he had visited the gates of rome in his italian campaign (of destroying rome as revenge for the first punic war, too) and the romans were shitting bricks, crying "HANNIBAL AD PORTAS! (HANNIBAL IS AT THE GATES!!!)". But after inspecting rome, he literally just left. He knew he wasn't ready to invade it.

To put into perspective how terrifying this guy was: In the battle of Cannae, despite being outnumbered 50,000 to 80,000 and fighting on narrow terrain, due to incredible trickery he still managed to trap the entire roman army and massacred most of them. He killed 15% of the entire recruitable male population of Rome, in a single battle.

Jesus christ, this guy was a fucking badass https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cannae

Explanation: I can't write anything more savage than the Wikipedia summary for this guy:

He is one of the classic historical examples of men who have managed to survive very dangerous circumstances by constantly shifting their allegiances. Beginning his career under Julius Caesar, he allied with his assassin Decimus Junius Brutus in 44 BC, then with the Second Triumvirate in 43 BC, joining Mark Antony in 40 BC, and deserting him for Octavian in 32 BC.

You can joke about him if you want, but he is the only one of these three who survived the civil war and died peacefully, so, in the end, I guess that he won?

cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/15564330