Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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I'm locking it up. (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd say "did you use my expensive face cream to jerk off again" would be more on par for me. Unfortunately I don't have a wife which coincidentally is probably why I'd jerk off with expensive face cream. It's a vicious cycle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wait I thought it was expensive facial crème, not a vicious cycle. I’m confused.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Me too buddy, meee too