this post was submitted on 14 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

February 14th is my birthday so of course I hate Valentine's Day, I can't hang out with my friends 'cause they're hanging with their girlfriends, and if I'm in a relationship I have to go buy flowers and stuff the day of my birthday instead of just chilling and playing videogames which I honestly prefer. And don't get me started on people assuming I like everything heart shaped and stuff...

If these two events were a separate thing I'd probably be OK with Valentine's Day TBH.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I just decided your birthday is June 5, if you want to use it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I'll accept it but you'll have to send me a happy birthday message.