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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
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And that’s basically it!
Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.
After my scan, my stance got really wide all of a sudden
I can’t imagine feeling comfortable saying something like this, especially on fucking tv
"Does this shirt make me look gay?"
"How about now?"
... If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?
Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?
Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?
fucking goddammit lol.
EDIT: i mean shit, if radiation causes gender/sexual orientation modification, then I guess you could actually construct a 'gaydar'... oh god my brain hurts.
The Gay Gamma Goongasm, according to ... Christian Nationalist Physics?
After I got scanned, I let everyone on the plane board me early. What a journey!
They scanned me, so I frisked them
The Scan that Gay'd Me