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[–] [email protected] 141 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The Teenage Mormon strategy!

[–] [email protected] 202 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Don't forget jump humping!

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hump+Jumping&page=2

"When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking."

Religon is a hell of a drug

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is not only both funny and sad, it's also legitimately kinkier than a lot of non-religious people's sex lives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

yup. hell no magic underwear either

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is one of those things that I feel like someone made up as a joke and it got out of hand.

Now that it exists though, I have no doubt people will have read about it and tried it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It reminds me of the joke in Curb Your Enthusiasm about ?Muslims? having sex by cutting a hole in a bed sheet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I don't know about CyE but I always thought it was a hyper-Christian thing to keep sex for procreation and not enjoyment

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i think that was in a movie about mormons

[–] Revan343 4 points 6 days ago

The same joke has been made about a lot of prudish cultures and groups

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Kinda like a threesome

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Articles have stated that soaking does not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted infection and may still result in pregnancy.[3]

…All the risk without the fun… Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

From your point of view it is 'all the risk', but you must understand that the biggest most important risk is what they are trying to avoid: going to hell. For people who believe in that kind of thing, it's the only risk of any real significance.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago

All the risk without the fun

You've summarized religion in one phrase.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

I hope this isn't knowledge from experience

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Like sticking an alcohol drenched tampon in your booty hole.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Is

Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?

Like sex is awesome, this is

I can't think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

After our first child, when my ex was finally given the all clear for sexual activity from her obgyn, she was so pent up from going a long time without plus all the crazy hormones still raging about in her body when we finally got to it, she started orgasming immediately as i went inside and told me not to move or it would be too much for her. We just laid there "soaking" while she orgasmed over and over. She eventually calmed down after several minutes and I was able to do my business like normal.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This dude's dick's sole presence drives women crazy. Impressive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I can feel it too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Man if only! It was a one-off.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

weird ~~as~~ fuck

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Nobody tell them about Jump Humping

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Honestly it’s kinda nice for a lil. Not religious people just describe it as “cockwarming”. But idk its not the best sensation obvsly.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Fuck. I was so thrown by the weird preview picture that I didn't even register that there's an entire Wikipedia article for it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

The wikihow style sex illustrations are oddly common on wikipedia lmao.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Technically trying to cheat your way out makes the punishment worse

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

The teenage mom strategy