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TranscriptionThe GM: *Makes a clearly overpowered monster, intending for the party to flee.*

The Party:

[Picture with the text "Hit him with your crossbow Steve!" overlaid, of a large octopus/squid-like creature with tentacles raised out of the ocean. It towers over a pair of humanoid figures, one holding a staff in one hand and pointing at the squid with the other, the other person aiming a crossbow at it.]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

“While it is usually immune to nonmagical damage from +0 bolts, because you rolled a 20, the kraken will recognize you next time you’re nearby. It is currently too busy gleefully dismembering dozens of legendary adventurers to respond to your provocation. The captain, noticing that the titan’s gaze is fixed directly upon you, has put it to a vote whether to toss you off the ship. 0 damage, by the way.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

"Shoot him again Steve!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

okay, the Kraken takes 1 damage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I'll try a backstab!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

* Laughs in Pathfinder 2 level scaling.