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US High School Student Loses Scholarship Over Social Media Twerking Video (www.ndtv.com)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but I want ALL of them to go, and definitely not just because it would become the greatest place of all time to drop a fucking nuke.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now, now. Don’t be so hasty with killing all those people by nuke… just use strategic missiles with large yield. There are places we’d probably like to use again.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fair point, and I hope it's an uninhabited island, I would want any decent people caught in the crossfire.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or we could maybe, just maybe, not call for murdering people at all. That's a fun concept.