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[–] SkepticalButOpenMinded 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But in my defense your honor… oh, ugh, my… my heart!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Whatever you say, Red!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm coming Elizabeth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'M COMIN', 'LIZABETH!