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[–] WUPHF 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have a queued-up laugh waiting to be released for this one, since I know little to nothing about basketball, and I'm OOTL.

But this isn't some twisted attempt to get someone to explain it to me, I have faith that'll I'll be able to put the pieces together based on more and more comments and release my pending laughter one day!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Basketball under shirt looks like pregnant.

Taking out like basketball abortion.

Alabama.

Trouble.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

To steal a YouTube comment: ball is life

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You are more optimistic than I am.