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[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 years ago (8 children)

This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.

PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.

And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.

Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Wouldn't stuffed crust be toast surrounded by sushi?

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago (6 children)

So a poorly wrapped burrito is sushi but a properly wrapped one is a calzone. th'fuck?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Damnit, someone got to the burrito logic before I did...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

And if you start eating a properly wrapped one, it turns into a quiche 🤔

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Since bread cannot be attached to language in any orientable way, you are right: It ain't a sandwich, it's a salad!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (7 children)

A slice of pizza is, indeed, a toast! With a lot of stuff on top.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would argue that according to this diagram, stuffed crust is in fact a sushi tube connecting to itself in a circle around the pizza.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hear me out -

It's a ring torus with a a different substance inside.

It's a filled donut.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Stuffed crust is actually sushi tho.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

only in a single slice. if we're looking at the whole pizza pie, it's a calzone in a circle around a toast.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don't believe that a torus is homeomorphic to a cube, so in fact the stuffed crust is not adequately explained by the cube model. We can approximate the stuffed crust by modelling either as sushi or calzone and receive adequate results.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I think stuffed crust is sushi attached to toast

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Everyone in this thread ignoring that sushi refers to the style and preparation of the rice. The rolled sushi is maki, literally "to roll."

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

As are Big Macs.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Club sandwich? Actually cake.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Welcome to topology where your mug is a toroid and the orientation matters a lot.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A single slice of stuffed crust would be a sushi attached to a toast. The ends are open once you cut it into a slice. A FULL stuffed crust would be a calzone and a toast.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Always has been.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So Subway sells tacos? You learn something new every day.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not necessarily. A burrito can have one or both ends closed off. So it can also be a quiche or a calzone.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Does a burrito start as a calzone turn into quiche then finish life as a taco?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The air all around me is salad!! Ahhhhh

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So bread is toast I guess.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And all cake is comprised of at least three toast layers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So I guess sashimi is a sandwich, but cannoli is sushi. Flawless logic.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So is a burrito a calzone or a quiche?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At no point is pie taken into account here

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (10 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Sounds like the kind of person who calls pizza "Italian rarebit" lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

A bigmac is a cake

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