That's a stretch!
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I hear you can pull some strings to get them for free.
I knew the punchline before reading it and still chuckled.
Rising costs.
Cause helium supplies are finite.
Helium only goes up!
What does the balloon do that our money supply never does? Deflate after a couple of days.