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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I genuinely think the author just put those two together because they knew everyone was expecting Harr-mione to happen. Tried to subvert expectations.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

IIRC, she said it was wish fulfillment on her part, with Hermione standing in for JKR and Ron being like someone JKR liked when she was younger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, she was very reactionary with her writing book to book.

[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 days ago (2 children)

triwizard champion

you mean the tournament where all his real competition was taken out by voldemort?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You don't win the Daytona 500 without a few cars wrecking

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago

A win is a win.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The books imply that Harry doesn't find Hermione very attractive. (Remember: Hermione isn't Emma Watson.)

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

fake: The books forgot Hermiones buck teeth gay: Harry doesn't find Emma Watson attractive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

This whole Hermonie thing feels like the new Rei vs Asuka. People are going to get worked up over this for the next 40 years for no reason.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Harry potter doesn't really fit into the chosen one archetype any more than anyone else. The only person that "chose" him is his mom, which makes him equally special to almost every other person on the planet.

Anyway, fuck jk rowling

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only person that “chose” him is his mom, which makes him equally special to almost every other person on the planet.

Honestly it's kinda fucked that in the HP universe, apparently no other mother than Lily loved their child enough to sacrifice themselves and use this love protection magic on them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a shame, seems like it would have been super easy to handwave, but they never do.

Voldemore's soul was uniquely shattered and was apparently freshly injured to make another horcrux after murdering Harry's family, the cruelty he showed in giving her multiple outs to abandon her son, most likely to kill her anyway.

Holy/white magic is such a cool element in a magic system, especially with how undercooked HP's is. "This wizard was particularly fucked and unknowingly was the perfect catalyst for white magic to spontaneously manifest to correct"

Like, there was food on the table, and she has wizards shitting themselves despite the castle having bathrooms.

I haven't said it today, so: fuck JKR for being a transphobic asshole.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Sword of Truth series has some very cool ancient white magic in the world that you get to see.

A few books in it goes balls deep into libertarianism and becomes unreadable but it's fun while it lasts lol.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Trelawney made a prophecy and Voldemort decided Harry fit the bill, although Neville also met the criteria. Voldemort went to the Potter house to kill Harry, end his biggest rival before he could grow up, and create a horcrux from the murder of his enemy. Voldemort chose Harry.

Also these books are so fucking racist. "Cho chang". We should stop talking about them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So much writing has been done about how Cho Chang is a perfectly reasonable name that I don't even understand how it's still out there. It's amazing how disinformation Never Dies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Klaus Columbus

Steven Snorrison

Diogenes de la Firenze

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

It would have been funny af to watch Neville Longbottom as the main character of the series and the marketing hype train having to tiptoe the last name. I know Harry Potter as a name sounds better but imagine everyone dressing up as Neville for Halloween

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Potatofamine carbomb

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Holy shit, I didn't even consider this one until now...

[–] LolaCat 63 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don’t forget ron was also British

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

They all were?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Harry was from Surrey doesnt count.

Im a Californian I am just talking shit with no backing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I imagine most Americans picture something like Surrey when they imagine rural England.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Surrey is as British as it gets!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Na The Shire is in Matamata

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

And Potter had Harry palms

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's only in the movies though. In the books, Harry is around same height as Ron but lankier.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Wait, does it explicitly write that somewhere?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yeah iirc quidditch scenes. When Ron joins the team

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

Harry Potter connoisseurs bragging around a greentext. Typical beta move.