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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

For all these dumbshits talk about military readiness and effectiveness being butchered under Democrats.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 minutes ago

Oh the readiness is still part of the plan, it’s just the ‘other’ they’re trying to frame as the new target, trying to fire everyone who won’t put the jackboots on.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

I want Pete to go on a 24hr stream and not drink alcohol. Show us you don’t have withdrawal syndrome you sick bastard. Prove to us you are not addicted bro.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Guy who washed out of the seals thinks he's more important than the commander of the Chinese theatre because he was a penis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

that guy sounds familiar.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

I'd even say he was a dick

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago

Man am I glad I don't work for the federal government.

Work your whole life for your country just to get fired by a braindead twerp in the entertainment industry.

And spend the rest of your life living amongst the dipshits responsible for that being possible.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Man, it is hard to find a positive outlook headline lately. I wish it was half as depressing as it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Just lobotomize yourself then all these headlines will fill you with glee just like the rest of the lobotomites.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Just a reminder: the Nazis went after the "infirm" first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I had this thought while at work today. Wondered if I'd be happier, then realized I'd probably just end up homeless, and stuck in and out of prison for the rest of my life because there is no way I could pay for care like a lobotomized Kennedy.

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