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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 minutes ago

I really get the feeling that this is really just insurance fraud. fElon pays some down and out fellow a few hundred dollars then he gets his fancy insurance to write them off as "totalled" pockets the difference and uses it to prop up Tesla as the roof caves in.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 hour ago

the difference being private property and public property. only one of those is considered sacred

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

yeah sums up the vibes on this post. as is fascists arent gonna use rhetoric like this to make themselves look good.

what we need is more destroyed teslas and punched nazis.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

How many police officers got killed when those cybertrucks got spraypainted?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

ALL OF THEM AND THE PERPETRATORS WILL BE HUNTED

no, the footage will not be released, you'll just have to trust the department.

[–] Hozerkiller 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 minutes ago

Such a massive number that you could add several zeros to it and not notice the difference.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Well then, shouldn't be long before we're all terrorists, seeing as this won't be the end of it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Just a lil' FYI: you can use a marker/pen to draw on slices of cheese before you need to toss them "somewhere" and start another piece.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Cheese? only use American and only in extremely hot areas.

The real joy is using slices of bologna.

Or, if you want to go hard, get some sponges and soak them in acetone. But that's not for Cybertrucks. They need lemon juice and salt. Just mix up a batch and fill a squirt gun.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I mean....ok.

that means we can storm the capital and it's ok, right?

1000001257

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

is this from the Bee Movie reboot?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

No. Its just the original design of Barry before the internet complained.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only moral ~~abortion~~ domestic terrorism is my ~~abortion~~ domestic terrorism.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 21 hours ago

Oh noo, it caused mass terror throughout the country ... when people saw mildly vandalised pre-shitty cars, PTSD for life.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago (22 children)

Fun fact: a replacement windshield for a tesla is on average 1,200 - 2,000 dollars because of their dumb as fuck design

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Oh so all that “first principles” design their CEO likes to talk about really just means “reinvent the wheel and sell the prototypes to customers at prototype prices?”

Huh, who would have thunk it?

[–] Albbi 21 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Cyberwindshield: $1200

Cyberwindshield wiper: 3 months backorder

Making a Nazi supporter cry: priceless

[–] [email protected] 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I heard the horse cock of a windshield wiper is almost irreplaceable because it's 4 feet long and in limited supply.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

It's also made significantly more expensive by the fact that it IS an actual cock from a horse.

Purebred only, on Musk's insistence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

Hand picked by the man himself I hear

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

for context the windshield of a big ass semi truck costs between $65-225 or just 18% at worst or 3% at best
and they're pretty large too

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is: the only wqy to not be a terrorist is to threaten elected officials until I get my way?

I'm off to be an upstanding citizen.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Can't be any elected official, the waiver only applies toward a specific group.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

And you have to belong to a specific group.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Pantone of racism

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Gotta be one of the biggest/fastest drops in a company’s stock value since Cutthroat Island opened in theaters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hey fuck you Geena Davis is a treasure and I love Cutthroat Island and I just want my childhood back!

Bad Dog!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago

Yeah, I like Gina Davis and I like the movie but the truth is that money never made back what it cost to film it, sorry!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Terrorism only applies to brown or poor people.

If you’re rich you get a free pass to do anything including genocide.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

It's only rich people who can boycott Teslas (poor folk wouldn't afford them in the first place) so it must be pardonable to boycott! Problem solved!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago

This isn't even vandalism. Zero windshields were harmed by the paint.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago

Remember, Trump doesn't say things that are true - or even things he thinks are true - he only says things that he thinks will benefit him to say. So yes, it benefits him to say Jan 6 wasn't domestic terrorism, and that vandalism of his boss' cars is domestic terrorism.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

Plutocracy: Destroy Capitol? Ok. Destroy Capital? Not on my watch!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

It’s always the opposite with these weirdos.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

They're clearly destabilizing the countries integrity by checks notes vandalizing cars! Property damage is obviously much worse than actual violence, so long as the property is expensive enough. /s

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