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why would the tesla engineers commit terrorism like this

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 19 points 1 day ago

It really is a metaphor for the current state of America.

[–] Liberal_Ghost@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Between this and the door falling off a Boeing airplane, not so sure we should be all hot to make everything in 'merica 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] tacobellhop@midwest.social 16 points 1 day ago

Worth noting that both of these companies have essentially blank checks from the government and use it as a funnel for taxpayers to shareholders who then dont pay taxes. It’s a Ponzi scheme that just happens to make airplanes and shit people actually need.

But are too scared to nationalize.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Tesla factories are like Amazon warehouses.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Boeing (and McDonnell Douglas before them) actually made good planes when engineers ran the show. Then, the finance bros took over.

[–] Showroom7561 26 points 1 day ago

That's because Tesla is a data collection company, not a car manufacturer 😂

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 37 points 1 day ago

It’s 18 months old and falling apart, literally.

[–] Akuchimoya@startrek.website 5 points 1 day ago

A little over a year ago, a guy tried to ask me out and I'm the process said a few dumb things in an attempt to impress me. The dumbest of them all was that he was planning to buy a Cybertruck as his next vehicle. By the time he'd said this, I'd already long made up my mind about this guy. Mind, this was the period of time when Elon was just an asshole and hadn't gone full Nazi yet, but even then, this dude's choice of vehicle told me I'd made the right choice.

Theseadays I wonder if that guy ever got his idiot truck, and, whether he did or not, if he's changed his mind about it.

[–] fuzzywombat@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Here is a guy explaining the problem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WldSl3HGr8

It appears multiple panels on the truck are just glued on which is crazy. Will Tesla just slather on bunch more glue and call it good? That seems like a bandaid over a pretty major problem. I'll be sure there is a large distance between my car and one of these shitty trucks on the road in case they decide to shed some large panels.

[–] sporkler@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Small text on the bottom of purchase agreement: ~This vehicle is not meant to be used as transportation in an external environment, any use outside of a garage or small enclosed campus is outside of the scope of this vehicle's design and should be avoided.~

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

According to the article I read yesterday they are adding stronger glue and a bolt.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (6 children)

That is also what this article says.

Although a single bolt is going to need to be quite strong to hold down a long piece of steel exposed to high speed wind regularly.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

High speed wind hitting a car? A chance in a million!

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Let's hope they won't cheap out on those bolts. Thankfully cheaping out on everything is not an habit they have, right?

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The same bolt. Put it in. Run through the QA test (which is just Bobbie trying to rip it off with his bare hands). If Bobbies’ hands bleed before the panel comes off, they mark the test as passed, remove the bolt and move on to the next one.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

They probably had some office assistant order a pallet of bolts from Home Depot.

This is the company that glued the accelerator pedal on, you think they know what grade of bolt they need?

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[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Staying away from cybertrucks is just good sense anyway. They're being driven by morons and are NOT safe to be in a collision with. S'why they're not road legal in the EU - they're too dangerous to things they collide with.

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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Every wankpanzer ever? I had to check it wasn't the onion. It's not the onion.

[–] Float@startrek.website 3 points 1 day ago
[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago

This reminds me of "Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off" skit XD

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And this time it is indeed typical

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

This is why we don't make them out of paper, or paper derivatives.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 185 points 2 days ago (20 children)

This has exposed the sales numbers, and impressively, it's sold even worse than the Fire Phone.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 92 points 2 days ago (2 children)

46k trucks sold so far. For comparison, rivian sells about that many of their trucks every year.

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 83 points 2 days ago (8 children)

I still can't believe that 46k people are both that stupid and have 100k to spend.

[–] SeeFerns@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

Go to Boulder CO and you’ll see plenty of rich morons with that kinda cash. I saw multiple swastitrucks a day over there

[–] rezifon@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (4 children)

. . . and have 100k to spend.

You can get an 84 month auto loan these days if you're dumb enough to do it.

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago

To be fair, Rivian is selling as many trucks as they can produce. Rivian could sell more vehicles if they had the line capacity.

Tesla is an older company with more mature manufacturing lines, and they can make more Trucks, but no one wants them.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Could this be the worst designed car ever made? I really wish we could have a Top Gear episode on it.

[–] rabber 13 points 1 day ago

Whislindiesel made short work of one of these cars, absolutely glorious

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[–] BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world 108 points 2 days ago

Based Tesla makes a car that vandalizes itself

[–] Elkot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Even the melted ones? 😄

Amazing. :)

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Waiting for trump to send off musk to death camp for being a terrorist.

[–] sporkler@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I think the current power dynamic in the whitehouse may make the opposite more likely.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (6 children)

The new models are being fixed by “nut clamping”

[–] svc@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can I be added to the recall? 🥹

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