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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No debate, std::endl can be a disaster on some platforms due to flushing crap all the time.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a very C++ thing that the language developers saw the clusterfuck that is stream flushing on the kernel and decided that the right course of action was to create another fucking layer of hidden inconsistent flushing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I hear C++ was greatly inspired by the fifth circle of hell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

programmers manage to do stupid shit in every language. i was wondering if there was a way to stop them, and golang comes close but maybe proves it can't be done. idk!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Just because the box says something is flushable doesn't mean you should flush it.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

printf is superior and more concise, and snprintf is practically the only C string manipulation function that is not painful to use.

Try to print a 32-bit unsigned int as hexadecimal number of exactly 8 digits, using cout. You can do std::hex and std::setw(8) and std::setfill('0') and don't forget to use std::dec afterwards, or you can just, you know, printf("%08x") like a sane person.

Just don't forget to use -Werror=format but that is the default option on many compilers today.

C++23 now includes std::print which is exactly like printf but better, so the whole argument is over.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I went digging in cppref at the format library bc I thought c++20 or c++23 added something cool.

Found std::print and was about to reply to this comment to share it bc I thought it was interesting. Then I read the last sentence.

Darn you and your predicting my every move /j

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I am very sorry to remind everyone about the existence of Visual Basic, but it has:

  • VbCrLf
  • VbNewLine
  • ControlChars.CrLf
  • ControlChars.NewLine
  • Environment.NewLine
  • Chr(13) & Chr(10)

And I know what you're asking: Yes, of course all of them have subtly different behavior, and some of them only work in VB.NET and not in classic VB or VBA.

The only thing you can rely on is that "\r\n" doesn't work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apology not accepted, fuck you for reminding me!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

great reminder to avoid microsoft products as much as i can

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Simple. \n when you just want a newline.
endl when you need to flush at the moment.

Useful in case you are printing a debug output right before some function that might do bed stuff to buffers.


Edit: I wrote println instead of endl somehow. Guess I need more downtime

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I only program in C. I was under the assumption that \n also flushes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It depends on whether you are printing to a terminal or to a file (and yes the terminal is also a file), and even then you can control the flushing behaviour using something like unbuffer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I remember having to fflush a couple of times.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I prefer \n for 0.001% better performance

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I prefer \n for less typing.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I prefer endl for more typing because it lets me pretend to work more than I am

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

^ least deranged coder

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago
std::cout << "\nwhy not both" << std::endl;
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck endl, all my homies hate endl

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cout << "\n"; is dumb and you should feel bad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're right, that is incredibly dumb. Just not for the reasons you think it is. Imagine using iostream rather than stdio and unironically trying to clown on \n

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Is this not a debate for freshman students and other assorted opinionated know-nothings? Or just people shitposting.

My mistake. You think it's srs.

(And your opinion is still bad)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I just learned that in Python, it's fucking terrible. Python is a fucking mess and my next script will be in a different language.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

python is a bad joke that never ends

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perhaps TS is not a terrible language for shell scripts after all

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Never tried it, but I will probably be more at home than python.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a python lover, I have to ask, what don't you like about it and what languages do you generally prefer?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
fprintf(stdout, "%c", '\012');
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In PHP it exists as well. I try to use PHP_EOL but when I'm lazy I simply do "\n".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For me the answer is “Building backend applications with it instead of CLI applications, like Lerdorf intended.”

But also "\n" because it's easier and PHP_EOL is just an alias for "\n"; it's not even platform-dependent.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

PHP_EOL depends on your host system, it's \r\n on Windows.

I don't really want to use what Lerdorf intended, PHP <= 4 was horrible, 5.x was mainly getting slowly rid of nonsense and with 7.x PHP started its slow path of redemption and entered its modern era.

While Lerdorf's vision was great at that time for its intended use case, I wouldn't want to build anything serious in it.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

C++ style text streams are bad and a dead-end design and '\n'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe c# has similar. There's \r\n or \n like c++ and Environment.NewLine.

Probably it's similar in that Environment.NewLine takes into account the operating system in use and I wonder if endl in c++ does the same thing?

[–] vithigar 4 points 1 week ago

C# also has verbatim strings, in which you can just put a literal newline.

string foo = @"This string 
has a line break!";
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wasn't this {fmt} library merged into STL now? Does this solve this issue?

Anyways, there was also a constant that is the OS line ending without a flush, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Just puts(“I’m a teapot”); :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kinda in Java, you can call System.out.println or you can call System.out.print and explicitly write the newline.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I haven't looked at the code but I always assumed that println was a call to print with a new line added to the original input.
Something like this:

void print(String text) { ... }
void println(String text) { this.print(text + '\n'); }
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is pretty much what it does except it doesn't hardcode \n but instead uses the proper line ending for the platform it's running on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I haven't worked with java for a couple of months now, currently working in Delphi, so could not remember the how else to do new line except backslash n on top of my head. :-)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If endl is a function call and/or macro that magically knows the right line ending for whatever ultimately stores or reads the output stream, then, ugly though it is, endl is the right thing to use.

If a language or compiler automatically "do(es) the right thing" with \n as well, then check your local style guide. Is this your code? Do what you will. Is this for your company? Better to check what's acceptable.

If you want to guarantee a Unix line ending use \012 instead. Or \cJ if your language is sufficiently warped.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It's a "stream manipulator" function that not only generates a new line, it also flushes the stream.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ah don't worry, if you do fopen(file, "w") on Windows and forget to use "wb" flag, it will automatically replace all your \n with \r\n when you do fwrite, then you will try to debug for half a day your corrupted jpeg file, which totally never happened to me because I'm an experienced C++ developer who can never make such a novice mistake.

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