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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

This makes me remember Sweden in the nineties, everh 40yo man and their fucking grandmother just had to buy a ... Harley Davidson motorcycle!

I mean if you want an anchor to your boat there are way cheaper ones. :-)

The thing was that those people wanted to be a rebel so hard, they shelled out astronomical amounts on that crappy bike (one story out of many; my lil bro got one in like 2010 and it broke down so much it was just comical, once he got it to this magic known harley mechanic who did a crazy overhaul, it broke down on the way home.).

So they was working in front of a computer all day, or serving people or whatever, and they were not rebels (!) but Harley Davidson could fix that. Like the cybertruck makes you a craftsman. Just like that.

Sweden was having more harley davidson motorcycles per capita than any other country in the world at that time. Guess insecurity sells.

/Story off

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

who could have seen that coming, except, well, everyone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

for the last 3 years too, longer if you know that musk released the picture of the cybertruck long before it was sold.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

They just summed up marketing. Buy your way into who you want to be

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

You’d think a tech worker would at least have a basic understanding of physics

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Lol 80% of the computer science students at my uni absolutely detested math of any kind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

At least intro physics was super interesting. Fuck Calc and Chem though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Don’t get me wrong, I hate the cyber truck, but this is the owners fault. That roof thing slides back so he could have had them in at an angle where they wouldn’t have slid out.

I mean there’s an example of what to do parked right next to him 😆

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

i thought thats the point of the post? cybertrucks are bought by guys working in tech who are insecure about their lack of ability in "manly tasks"... like loading up a pickup

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Sure sure, but I'm in tech and am not a manly man and yet I thought of it. This guy is just dense it seems.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

It’s really just a techy spin on how a lot of car brands are marketed to insecure guys. Read the marketing strategy for big trucks or jeeps, and it confirms they are 100% aware that their marketing is aiming for weak men insecure in their masculinity. Pathetic.

At least if they’d bought a real truck, they might’ve been able to haul something with it.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They could have at least gotten a proper electric pickup

[–] whoisearth 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

F150 lightning slaps. I wish I could afford one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

I wish they made enough for me to have the option to get a used one in the future.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this isn't unique to just the dumpster truck owners.

I've seen people try to drive away with a couch mounted vertically in the passenger seat of a convertible (with no straps or rope of any kind).

I lost track of how many people roped their doors shut through the windows on their vehicles while strapping a 75 inch TV down to the roof of their Honda CRV.

The general population has an unbelievably poor understanding of physics and honestly I think we need to let more people die due to darwinism again. Saving the village idiot with modern medical standards has really just allowed them to get older and come up with even worse ideas. Sometimes they procreate and spawn in some new physics challenged shitlings that will be finding their way into your local ER with some self inflicted stupidity any day now.

[–] zebidiah 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] whoisearth 1 points 10 hours ago

As someone who grew up in a small farming town and now lives in the GTA fuck almost everyone with a pickup truck because it's all for show ain't no one slinging gravel or wood or a beat up generator somewhere like when I grew up. It's all faux rural cosplay shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty fucked up that you prefer people dying over just properly funding our education system.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (12 children)

Well hang on now. You have no clue where I stand on education.

I think all of our teachers need to be better vetted and paid. Proper education of future generations should be a top priority of any society.

That being said I think we both know there are certain people that will still not learn anything and they will still be repeat idiots until they do actually win a Darwin award or some other illness finally takes them.

I would be fine letting them learn harsher lessons and not get saved once they are legal adults.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I love that there are before and after photos. Someone saw that, knew exactly how it would end, and instead of telling the guy, took a picture, then waited in the parking lot for the inevitable results. 💀

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago

Might have told them. Many people take unsolicited advice as an attack, and refuse to listen, thinking they know better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

“Outside their domain of experience”

Maybe more like nobody is around them to tell them that a) it’s not going to work, b) it’s a bad idea, c) nobody to dump the idea on to do the actual work of solving the problem that the originator can then take credit for or blame when it doesn’t work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not even by any accounts manly, and arguably a techie type, but I've been able to carry bookcases on top of my sedan, and boards sticking out the back trunk, using just rope, bungees, or Ikea twine, multiple times without any issue. Driving down highways even.

You don't need to be hoo-rah to secure a damn load, you just have to brain

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I can fit 90% of what a truck can in my hatchback. I can fit 150% of what a truck can in my work van. As an added bonus my shit won't get wrecked by a passing rain shower.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

I just checked for fun, the bed is 4X6' I can fit a 4X8 in my minivan and close the hatch. haha

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