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[–] [email protected] 94 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remember, DEI was created to prevent the hiring of the unqualified just because they were white.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago

Trump and Vance are the revenge of the unqualified white idiots.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I LOVE THIS!!! Awesome that the VP from Ohio broke Ohio State's trophy. I love that for Ohio and OSU. Fuck OSU and JD Vance. This just made my day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've wanted a flag for a while now, that was OSU but with Michigan colors; idgaf about sports but i think it'd be hilarious to see people frothing at the mouth over it 🤣

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Green and white is more fashionable 😉

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Whether coming from PA or MI, it's almost instantly recognizable when crossing into Ohio; the drivers are awful and the roads are worse.

Ohio sucks

[–] lobut 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but imagine if a black woman had done it. We'd need to question her abilities as a black woman and call it woke and stuff. /s

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

A black woman expertly played a flute and MAGA insisted that it was "to remind you that nothing you care about has any value."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Kudos to TreVeyon Henderson for low-key trolling the Republicans by being a black man in a tan suit. No way that was an unintentional choice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

? How is that trolling?

Seems like doing a PR op for them, or am I too European to understand?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It was a huge controversy for conservatives when Obama wore a tan colored suit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Mhhh. That's a lame cultural memory. I guess Republicans are gonna republican. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Obama wore a tan suit once.

Republicans went apeshit due to this fashion choice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I remember Obama ate dijon mustard once too. Media firestorm.

Those were simpler days.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No Silicon Valley techbro will ever be president, because they can’t fake being human long enough with cameras around. The complete lack of experience with anything approaching real life will expose them over and over again.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No New York trust fund property developer will ever be president, because they can’t fake being human long enough with cameras around. The complete lack of experience with anything approaching real life will expose them over and over again.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

No California Hollywood actor and former head of the screen actors guild will ever be president, because they can’t fake being human long enough with cameras around. The complete lack of experience with anything approaching real life will expose them over and over again.

(You know it sounds silly when you say it for the third time and it still happens...)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I'll bet the reason they don't send back the Maryland man is because he's already dead. I don't want that, I hope he can safely return to his family, but the reason they're not returning him is because something has happened that money cannot fix.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've had a similar thought.

Dead, or severely hurt. Or the system purposely dehumanizes so much that there is no way to connect a person to a real identity anymore.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Or El Salvadorean president is trying to leverage the situation to get something big in return. It's an unpleasant dehumanizing situation, but the man is now a bargaining chip for them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I agree but what exactly does that have to do with a football trophy?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

You say "basic tasks", but you try crashing the economy once.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What a ghoul like Thiel sees in this couch-fucking fuckup I will never understand.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Probably sees someone who will do exactly what he tells him to. Nothing more complicated

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

Vance is a lapdog that does what he is instructed like a good little boy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Fucking DUI hires....

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

video of that moment including the quote that he broke it on purpose so that nobody can get it after Ohio. Wow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I'm not sure which is funnier, this clip, or the one of Bezos' eating shit when he walked up to the latest capsule after touchdown.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

What a clown, who tries so hard to present as a tough guy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

When they say they will deport any citizen who hates America, I assume that still means we are all allowed to hate JD Vance. Even the republicans hate him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Between the Ted Cruz curse, Trump's favorite team getting destroyed in the Super Bowl, and JD Vance breaking Ohio State's championship trophy, the lesson is clear. Don't let Republicans anywhere near your team.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Just imagine if the trophy had been in the shape of a couch.

[–] primemagnus 2 points 4 days ago

Trophy. Made in USA.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

James Donald Bowman is a clown.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If only it had been a couch trophy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

I'm not sure fucking it would have been any better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How are you supposed to lift that trophy? In the video looks like it fell apart when the other dude picked it up from the top part. Tbh I wouldn't expect it to be that weak.

[–] Gestrid 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Apparently, the trophy actually comes in two parts. It's supposed to come apart. Vance didn't know that, picked it up the wrong way, and it came apart and (when it hit the ground) broke.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Sometimes I look at the politicians from my country, and think to myself "gosh, what a bunch of sleezebags. Even I could do a better job". And then I see this and come back to reality.

I mean, my politicians are still sleezebags, but not at this level, and that doesn't necessarily correlate to my ability to actually do better than them with no actual experience.

These folks are the me that didn't stop at intrusive thoughts. Who thought that just because they were raised on silver spoons and bailed out at every blunder they knew better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

It might be more valuable now as a civil rights activist talking point trophy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Fumbleeeeeeee! Whoa Nelly!