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[โ€“] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

People born when Windows 7 was released can get a driver's license in many parts of the world

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago

Fuck I'm old.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I was going to say!

The OP was using the fancy new icons...

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Entertainment packs 1-4. Chips Challenge, SkiFree, Rodent's Revenge

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[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I mean, I'm in my early 40s and I've started with ms-dos. According to this meme what am I? A fucking dinosaur? Am I that old?

[โ€“] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In my early 30's. Started with W95. But did dabble in dos sometimes

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Same, but then you severely undersold how old you are. Like, where's the Space Cadet, at least?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (10 children)
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[โ€“] slothrop 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I still remember using Windows machine for the first time after only having a Commodore 64 and Nintendos. I specifically remember thinking it was dumb because it didnโ€™t have a cartridge slot.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What's all this newfangled content being posted as old? My first computer had Windows 3.11 that you booted to from a command prompt. It was an amazing graphical upgrade from the command line computers. Now you could actually see what you were doing on the screen instead of typing commands and hoping a document would print with your data.

Before that, I used Apple IIe computers at school, with their solidly green command line interface. I remember being taught how to program instructions with those computers. You had a "turtle" (green triangle) that you needed to move to a specific spot on the screen, and you typed in commands to make him move.

Whatever content is in this meme, it all released long after I grew up and became an adult. You young whippersnappers.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Millennials are now "old" by internet standards, so Gen X and older are positively ancient.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm an elder Millennial, and I remember when we got old enough to use the 386 machines at school. Before that we were using DOS.

Our first home computer was bought second hand and didn't even have a hard drive, just two 5.25" floppy drives, and also ran DOS. We'd have kids from the entire neighborhood visit to play games on it, because although it was second hand it was also very rare to have one.

I was 12 when Windows 95 came out. All this stuff looks waay newer than that. I'd say this draws the line for old at the older part of Gen Z. Millennials aren't even on the scale.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The oldest Millennials are 44 now, and the term is still sometimes used to mean "young people." But only by older people.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

If you stare at it long enough the clouds start to move a little

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[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Man, I am even older than this.

Multiple times I was disconnected in the middle of a Starcraft match over our 56k modem... because my dad was getting a goddamned fax sent to him over the same line.

These are all fancy pants, high res ... XP, i think?... icons compared to Win 95 and 98.

Now excuse me while I teleport back in time and jack back in to the Matrix Online beta via an actual telephone line... we didn't even get DSL untill a year or two after it fully released.

Going fully angry old man mode:

You whippersnappers have absolutely no clue what pain is.

Pain is playing Battlefield 1942 on a 56k modem with literally zero servers you can connect to being under 150 ping, the vast majority of them being 200, 300+.

Those packets had to march across shitty rural phone lines uphill, both ways! And a storm would throw a tree onto them every 3 weeks!

Pain is your shitty eMachine being so underpowered that the only way you can actually play through HL2 is all settings at minimum, and then also when Alyx is getting teleported out of Kleiner's lab, you have to look at the ground, because the 8 or so particles with bloom that spin around her, + the flashing color negative post processing effect... is too fucking difficult for your moldy, sprouting potato of a pc to run without CTDing or even segfaulting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When your starcraft LAN matches keep lagging out on the default option IPX. You try the other option but it says not installed. So you have to figure out how to reconfigure your network adapter in windows 98 to use this new thing called TCP/IP. You're in middle school and youtube doesn't exist.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I continue to be this old.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Unironically, 7zip is the best. It's widely available, open source, and.... Multithreaded. Really helps when I need to compress a few hundred gigs of experimental data at the 24 core workstation.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I am Reversi Hearts Freecell Solitaire Minesweeper 3d pinball for windows old.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I remember dialing into bulletin board services to leave chat comments and share small files that would take hours to download.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

So many games of Spider Solitaire

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I need someone do this with XP

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those speakers were great though!

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