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[–] DrinkMonkey 129 points 2 years ago (4 children)

This works both for bullets and measles

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Omigod. It really does.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

See? The real joke is in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why exactly are Americans not vaccinating their kids?

[–] PerogiBoi 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Because it’s now become a political identity to not vaccinate your kids. The conservative movement decided this during COVID.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

No, those idiots decided that before COVID, because according to their independent research (conducted by watching youtube videos of fake doctors) vaccines can cause autism.

Oh the joys of government school defunding.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Decided is a strong word, more like ramped up cyclones of misinformation and continued to double-down, but you're not wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The holes are an evolutionary adaptation that allows bullets to pass through harmlessly.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Life finds a way.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Stop, you are killing me!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where have "when you see it" memes gone?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same place as the flowers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

When will they ever know?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Shot. Didn't you look at the meme? Duh!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Was there another school shooting or something?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (20 children)

An average of like 10-15 children die every day in US due to being shot. Sure there are more that survive but look like SpongeBob here.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thats a pretty solid dark joke. Itd also be more realistic and darker if spongebob was black.

Bazinga

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sanctimonious Americans really are holier than thou.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ironically, Spongerobert would be more resilient to school shootings since sea sponges can reconstitute themselves even after massive damage, such as being forced through a fine mesh screen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Cartoon characters are also pretty durable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A sponge that was a solid block of cellulose wouldn't work as a sponge. So I guess that's supposed to be BlockofCelluloseBob Squarepants?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Where oh where is GoodGuyWithGunMan to save us when we need him?

Last I heard, he was shooting at that escaped Pennsylvania inmate - but missed, while the inmate got away with another one of his guns. GoodGuyWithGunMan’s only weakness - more guns.

[–] steve 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I know what you did last summer Steve

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Too soon.

Could we do it on a day there is not a shooting?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Sadly.

I really want a day without a school shooting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)
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