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Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.
It's terrible
Mine is randomly generated but I guess it would work. :)
Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries
Absolutely enraging.
Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia
Looks like I am drowning...
I died who I am
This is the best way I could've every gone.
Oh shit, over 1000 years of pure suffering.
Delicious
A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.
(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)
sticky and horrid
Pretty peacefully, I'd say.
I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver
A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.
i should avoid sea food
Adorrible
I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.
BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.
Not entirely sure how it would work honestly
Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.
Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.
Accurate, I suspect.
Quickly, I hope.
In a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.
Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.
I meanβ¦ π¬
I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.
Yeah, like a bear with balance
Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess
Following this man to the gates of hell.
I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack