Why is Maguire still getting called up? How good is his sloppy toppy?

Yer da still loves Southgate

Well that was a horrendously observed minute's silence.

I’ll say it again 😭 why tf is El Shaarawy starting over Keane. The year is 2023. Udogie and Keane on the same side could be deadly as well.

Whoever couldn’t keep their gob shut during the silence, get fucked!

I'm massively biased, I'll happily admit it, but surely Dunk should be starting this?

Pineapple is my favourite pizza topping

There I said it

What are they even booing?

Walker got the beating of that LB whenever he wants

Great start to the game by Phillips! 😂

Almost like he isn’t fit enough and shouldn’t be anywhere near this side

Southgate could afford to start TAA at RB with that lineup

Flowering up the omission of Palestinians by mentioning UEFA. F*** UEFA!

When did Southgate retire the waistcoats? Was it when that lookalike arrived on the scene and got all those TV gigs?

Bellingham just casualy turning into messi

How did el sharawy get in ahead of belotti?

Belotti is only 29. And has been in great form this season

Very funny watching the "worst Italian team in years" be better at keeping the ball than us.

Shh shhh quiet guys, where do you think we are? A football stadium?

How on earth can Phillips be starting for England? When did he last have a run of starts?

I love that Pickford absolutely cunts the ball as hard and far as possible under no pressure

Live match thread link?

Oh fuck off

Laughable Phillips gets on the first team. You can at least argue in a way Henderson is at least playing football in matches for his team..

LETS LAUGH AT ENGLAND!!😂😂😂😂😂

Walker truly is an amazing player

Maguire and Phillips is such a joke at this point. Southgate out

Maguire arguably man of the match after 80 seconds.

I honestly dont get the hate for playing 2 holding midfielders when we want to play attacking football with the front 4 and walker/trippier pushing forward as well.

Philips looks well off it

Phillips tackling like a someone who hasn’t played in a couple of years. Who could have foreseen it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You can't be disappointed if you never had hope to begin with.

Why it took so long for udogie to play in the main team is mystery

The goal started from that crazy Pickford pass haha

Aaaand gg

Why does Di Lorenzo have a space in it but Dimarco doesn’t

Did Phillips just get booed or was that “shoot”?

Or was it Boo-urns?

Every few games I give England games another go and it takes mere minutes to remember what a fucking stupid cunt Southgate is

Spalletiball is the truth

8should have a football version of Wheres Wally with the title character Kalvin

lmao

Scamacca SEXY AS HELLL I LOVE U

I pray to god Southgate moves Trippier to RB, or brings an actual LB on

Two awful challenges from fatty Phillips

Phillips playing time doesnt matter they tell me

The United player who’s spot might be under threat won’t be Maguire, it will be Rashford

Trippier is very clearly a square peg in a round hole on that left side, especially when we gets forward, and Phillips is just not fit and sharp at all — everything else looks very positive

Colwill and Trent in their places would have been perfect