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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Create a language where tabs are used for indentation while comments are formed by one space character at the beginning of a line, followed by a tab. Exactly eight spaces at the beginning of a line means that line is continuation of the previous one.

Maybe I'll start an Anarchy Programming sublemmy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Hard to imagine how anyone could be so wrong :P

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I think you put those images the wrong way around, pal 😠

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Just set your tab width to 1. No more argument now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

That's why you get the best of both worlds, and combine them to use tabspaces. Everyone will hate you equally, achieving true equality in the process.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Tab characters are space efficient and configurable for each person in their editor. Space characters are consistent between developers.

Solution: each tabspace indent is a random width, making it both inconsistent and non-configurable. Also, each character is the size of at least four regular characters, so it’s not even space efficient

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

achieving true equality

But everything changed when the Tab nation attacked.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I like it, at least it's a prime number!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've always found it weird people call it white spacing when most coders use night mode on their ide, shouldn't it be black space?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The only solution is to use a curly brace language and write everything on one line.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The real question is spaces around curly braces or not?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Have spaces around curly braces modify the behaviour. That way, you can incorporated both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I prefer to use three alt+255

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

A bit useless if there's no character in front of the lead

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Finally someone that speaks the hard truth that we need to hear

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

As a JS developer, I prefer to use semicolons for indentation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

My indentation is secretly the actual program written in the whitespace programming language.

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