Kolanaki

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

I wanna see the episode where the Hills go to Japan, in Japanese.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

"Bullshit. There's no way the moon is actually made of cheese. That's just a stupid story you tell kids!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

\o/

Though I have to ask: In this day of digital distribution, why the fuck does a big studio like WB need outside distributors? They could release it digitally themselves quite easily, couldn't they?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

"It's one of those countries in that part of the world that everything sounds more or less the same, but with only slight differences so that I am never really sure which one is which, but they're all pretty fuckin' chill. Also vikings are from around there, but not necessarily this one specifically."

This same thought crosses my mind if you were to ask about Denmark, or Sweden, or Switzerland. They're all homogenized in my head.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

Nobody really lives paycheck to paycheck. They survive paycheck to paycheck. That ain't really livin'.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

The first time my chihuahua ever seriously tried to bite anyone and got super aggressive with was the vet when I brought him in to deal with the fleas that OTC stuff wasn't getting rid of. Embarrassing as fuck cuz they asked if he bites and he had always been super friendly as long as you didn't try to touch me, so I said "no."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Mmm... Tuna tacos 🤤

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

The good news is I can finally get a stable 45fps in the original Crysis. 😃

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Several years ago, in my twenties, I was at a friend's house and he had just finished making a batch of snickersoodle edibles. They were only about the size of a quarter. He told me to eat half of one. "Dude it's tiny as fuck." I pop the whole thing in my mouth.

Some time later the only thing I remember is just being on the couch petting the dog and hearing someone walk in and say "What's up with Kolanaki?" "Oh, he ate an entire snickerdoodle."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

I can just see this happening to me using the jetpack. I always seem to hit everything I possibly can when trying to use it as an escape. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Why aren't we all spaghetti, then?

 

I have not once actually connected to another player in this game and I do not know why. I have PS+, I have the game in online mode, I even have the "worldwide" option set to be able to connect to literally anyone.

Beckoning Bell never has others players show up (or any "signs" if they are like the NPC summons).

Resonating Bell never summons me anywhere. I don't know if it works like summon signs in DS/ER where another player will see something to summon me where I was standing when I used it, or if it's like the effigies in Elden Ring where you just get summoned if the game finds a match; but I have tried using it around lamps, at boss doors, etc.

I can't even seem to invade anyone! Maybe I have the wrong bell? I have the sinister resonating bell and I get the feeling from the on screen prompt when using it that it's more like the dueling shit from DS where I am not forcing my way in, but being invited. All I know is that I haven't been able to invade with this either.

What gives? I see notes and ghosts all over the place so I know there is still an online presence in the game. Is it because I am on PS5 and not a PS4? Why can I not connect to anyone? 😩

 

Had just made a joke about this and it got me wondering: is this a dick move? Is it even legal? Nobody truly believes their wish will come true, right? That's just free money sitting in the water. Or would most people these days consider them to be donations? I can only assume that someone has to clean them out every now and then so as not to become totally filled with coins. Who would keep it? The city? The private institution that owns the fountain (if in some corporate lobby area or something)? Is it donated to charity?

Secondary question: Is this even a tradition outside the US? How common around the world is throwing coins into wells or fountains and making a wish?

 
 
 

Also of note, we’ve been closely investigating server performance for some time, recognizing that it hasn’t been meeting expectations. After thorough analysis, we believe we’ve identified a key issue, and this fix should significantly improve the experience for a large number of players.

The server issues--the de-sync and hitreg specifically--have just about been the worst thing about the game for me. I hope they actually get it dialed in because the game is so fun, but really frustrating when it's treating you like you're playing a different game than everyone else on the server; showing you ghosts and not letting your shots count even when they visibly land on target.

 
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