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Welcome, wrestlefriends, to SCZ's "Fantasy Booking Friday"!

On the first Friday of each month, I'll be presenting a fictional wrestling scenario, and it's up to you, dear wrestlefriend, to play armchair booker and decide how you would make it happen. Your submissions can be as straight forward, or as goofy as you like, the only rule is: keep it in the realm of wrestling (Death Battle already booked Rainbow Dash vs Starscream).

This month's scenario:

Fu-sion HAAAAA!!!

Take any two wrestlers (or other pro wrestling personalities) and merge them together. I'm talking Kenny Umaga, Jushin Thunder Luger, Macho Man Randy Orton, or Michael Cole BAY BAY!

This one is obviously meant to be goofy. Feel free to create a full-on wrestling personality, or just make up some silly names like I did above.

Just to be clear, this is not a contest, there are no prizes to be won. This is purely for entertainment. Happy booking!

Welcome, wrestlefriends, to SCZ's "Fantasy Booking Friday"!

Each Friday, we'll be presenting a scenario for a fictional wrestling storyline or premium live event, and it's up to you, dear wrestlefriend, to play armchair booker and decide how you would make it happen. Your submissions can be as straight forward, or as goofy as you like, the only rule is: keep it in the realm of wrestling (Death Battle already booked Goku vs Superman).

This week's scenario:

Here comes the mon-aaaaayyyyy!

We've joked about it, dreamed about it, memed about it, now, let's book it! Shane McMahon, in All Elite Wrestling.

What exactly will Shane O'Mac's role be? An invader? An authority figure? Will he bring anyone in with him? Most importantly, what will be his legally distinct AEW entrance theme?

Just to be clear, this is not a contest, there are no prizes to be won. This is purely for entertainment. Happy booking!

Welcome, wrestlefriends, to SCZ's "Fantasy Booking Friday"!

Each Friday, we'll be presenting a scenario for a fictional wrestling storyline or premium live event, and it's up to you, dear wrestlefriend, to play armchair booker and decide how you would make it happen. Your submissions can be as straight forward, or as goofy as you like, the only rule is: keep it in the realm of wrestling (Death Battle already booked Goku vs Superman).

This week's scenario:

The real life Santa Claus, Mick Foley, has decided to book a Christmas-themed tournament, with its own unique title, The North Pole Championship! As an added bonus, the tournament is open to all wrestlers, regardless of gender or promotion! But, a dastardly Grinch aims to disrupt this holly jolly competition and ruin the fun!

Who will participate in this yuletide tournament? Who will be the champion? Will there be unique match-ups? Any upset victories? Who is the Grinch?

Just to be clear, this is not a contest, there are no prizes to be won. This is purely for entertainment. Happy booking!

Welcome, wrestlefriends, to SCZ's "Fantasy Booking Friday"!

Each Friday, we'll be presenting a scenario for a fictional wrestling storyline or premium live event, and it's up to you, dear wrestlefriend, to play armchair booker and decide how you would make it happen. Your submissions can be as straight forward, or as goofy as you like, the only rule is: keep it in the realm of wrestling (Death Battle already booked Goku vs Superman).

This week's scenario:

It's 2024, and Tony Khan has a(nother) huge announcement! TK opens Dynamite with the unveiling of the AEW Jobber's Championships! That's right, plural! There will be both a men's and a women's division, and the first champions will be determined in two 10-person battle royals to be held on the next Rampage. The Jobber's division has requirements: You must have a negative win/loss record in order to challenge for the Jobber belt, and if a wrestler has enough successful defenses to achieve a positive record, they'll be stripped of the title!

How will you book the Jobber divisions? Who will be your first champions? What do you imagine the belts would look like?

Just to be clear, this is not a contest, there are no prizes to be won. This is purely for entertainment. Happy booking!

Welcome, wrestlefriends, to SCZ's first ever "Fantasy Booking Friday"!

Each Friday, we'll be presenting a scenario for a fictional wrestling storyline or premium live event, and it's up to you, dear wrestlefriend, to play armchair booker and decide how you would make it happen. Your submissions can be as straight forward, or as goofy as you like, the only rule is: keep it in the realm of wrestling (Death Battle already booked Goku vs Superman).

This week's scenario:

The year is 1995, Vince McMahon and Ted Turner have (mostly) set their differences aside to put on a one-time WCW vs WWF pay per view. However, there are caveats: Vince refuses to let any of his "New Generation" wrestle against Hulk Hogan, and neither promotion can make the other look weak by dominating the card.

Just to be clear, this is not a contest, there are no prizes to be ~~one~~ won. This is simply a space for fantasy booking and the discussion that comes with that. Also, this is fantasy booking, you're allowed to misremember some historical details. No one's going to cancel you if you can't completely recall which wrestler was working for which company 3 decades ago.

Hell of a card this year.

NeoJoshizzle with a handy little video to get everyone up to speed going into TJPW's next major event.

Share your thoughts and predictions below.

TZM has learned that not only have DDT's Yoshihiko and WWE's Katie Vick been in a long term relationship, but that they plan to marry, as well. The happy couple revealed their plans in a MySpace post shortly after WWE announced that Vick was to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

While no date has been set as of this reporting, it was stated that AEW's Cardblade and Juicebox would be groomsmen, with Moppy serving as Katie Vick's Maid of Honor.

Yoshihiko and Katie Vick did not reply to TZM's request for comments.

Unable to compete after being viciously attacked by Dwayne "The Fucking Rock" Johnson, Cody Rhodes is not cleared to wrestle by WWE medical staff.

Additionally, due to his excessive potty mouth, The Dwayne "Rock Fucker" Johnson has been suspended indefinitely.

This left Wrestlemania's main event in limbo, until help came from a very unexpected benefactor: Tony Khan.

When asked to comment on the decision, Tony Khan said: "He's (referring to MJF) out of TV rotation at the moment, so we aren't using him. And his history with Cody is no secret, this is the perfect opportunity for him."

We also reached out to Triple H, who said: "We've been sending our best NXT talent to AEW for years, it's about fucking time TK returned the favor."

Triple H was then also suspended indefinitely for using the F word.

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Update: Fgihftlu has also been indefinitely suspended by WWE for use of foul language.

Tokyo Joshi Pro Wrestling's biggest event of the year is streaming on Wrestle Universe this Sunday, and NeoJoshizzle has posted a video breaking down the full match card.

Some big names will be featured, including (but not limited to) Aja Kong, Max The Impaler, Minoru Suzuki, Emi Sakura, Ryo Mizunami, and Masha Slamovich.