Omgboom

Sir this is a Christian Minecraft server

Hello, would you like to destroy some evil today?

That compound is a couple of beers.

Don't worry they are going to go after that too, I guarantee it

Oil prices were at basically the ideal price when he took office. Everything he's doing is only driving that price higher, which oil producers don't want because it hurts demand.

My wife taught me that you can use your cup holder to hold French fries while you're driving, god I love her.

Whomp whomp

A lot of USPS offices are in prime locations in many cities. The real estate alone is worth hundreds of billions, at least.

Don't worry, they are already trying to get rid of the USPS so we can be charged ridiculous amounts for mail delivery.

Sounding rod

What if I just do the same thing this time, but harder

I have those same toilet paper holders