Reverendender

I know; it doesn’t make any sense.

Increased adderall frequency for me, or I’m falling asleep in an hour

And they definitely need to be made to learn

We all do, yes

What? You don’t want bad actors hacking the bees and sending them inside your ears to cause fatal internal damage? Why are you against progress?!

Just as the pilgrims envisioned!

I’m sorry, a what?

Delay Deny Depose

Beep Boop

“This woman needs open heart surgery, stat!”

“I’m sorry, Dr. Dave. I’m afraid you can’t do that.”

I’m afraid I cannot agree. I did not click on “Show me album songs in my library.” I clicked on “Go to Album.” Which to me, means the whole album.

Currently, I have a shitty old, no-frills refrigerator, and a shitty old zero frills electric stove. And you know what? The refrigerator keeps things cold so they stay fresh longer. The stove heats to a consistent temperature every time, so I always know what to expect, and my food turns out great. Frankly, it’s vastly superior to the Fancy Thermidor gas stove I used to use, whose temperature was always hotter than the sun, or ‘why the fuck is this taking so long?!’ And honestly, the fancy whatever brand stainless steel refrigerator I used to use, used to have moisture issues, maybe because of the fancy-schmancy built-in ice and water dispenser in the door, but stuff would go bad faster in there because it was always too moist. So I guess I could get something fancier, but I think it would actually be a downgrade in terms of performance, and the only purpose it would serve would be to make me feel extra fancy. Which isn’t nothing, but I think I’ll take the practical trade-off here.

It’s a spot on article, but I wish they offered some ideas for solutions.