mysticpickle

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[–] mysticpickle 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

That would explain all the foot fetishists on onlyfans

[–] mysticpickle 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think I'd have the heart to take my dog to poundtown 😨

[–] mysticpickle 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

TFW your date makes the turn heading towards poundland

 

At least they didn't call it poundtown :>

 

Years earlier, she had asked a boss if he would let his children fly on a plane with the litany of flaws and non-conformances he was urging her to “pencil-whip”: “Cindy, none of these planes are staying in America, they’re all going overseas,” he retorted, much to her horror.

[–] mysticpickle 4 points 18 hours ago

Nothing gained, nothing lost!

 

Good time to start a meth habit

[–] mysticpickle 3 points 1 day ago

Earl Gray, hot.

[–] mysticpickle 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, I respect his resourcefulness but a teaspoon of skeet isn't going to put out an engine fire:o

[–] mysticpickle 0 points 2 days ago

Yeah the song numbers are generally a bit cringe for me too. Some of them are genuinely funny but most of them just make me want them to get on with the damn episode.

[–] mysticpickle 5 points 2 days ago

The people that open these businesses are punners first and business people second :o

 

You're dead Armitage!

 

The attack on the 50-year-old executive—allegedly by the now 27-year-old Luigi Mangione—immediately sparked an outpouring of public fury not at the gunman, but at UnitedHealthcare itself.

 

We'll start off with Catan at 4 and hopefully hit Terra Mystica by 8 🙏

 

Despite everything, Márquez Duany doesn’t blame Trump. “There are probably too many people here,” he says. “I understand trying to get rid of those who shouldn’t be here. But Trump should look at each individual case.

“Like mine.”

 

I think she's a keeper

 

There's a mentality that the better players are on Chesscum.

Got a game with my biggest rival next week. I need an edge. Any edge. Does anyone know where I can get a hit of Chesscum?

 

Absolutely haram.

 

Secretary of education Linda McMahon keeps calling AI, A1.

Only the best people.

McMahon said she’d heard about “a school system that’s going to start making sure that first graders, or even pre-Ks, have A1 teaching in every year,” which she said was a “wonderful thing.”

But the comment wasn’t just an isolated slip of the tongue. McMahon added, “Kids are sponges. They just absorb everything. It wasn’t all that long ago that it was, ‘We’re going to have internet in our schools!’ Now let’s see A1 and how can that be helpful.”

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