Backyard Chickens (and Other Birds)

Youtube suggested this video for me. And I have never seen anything like it. My wife heard my exclamation and agreed with a "what the fork".

So my question to you, dear reader, is this: wtf, is this real?

Edit: "is" had become "us"

A video of me opening the chicken door and letting the flock out this morning. The most senior hens come out first. The bulk of the flock starts to trickle out until the Big Guy comes out then the hens pour out. No. 2 comes out with his girls toward the end of the video. The youngest hens hesitate in the door and No. 3 never makes it out in this video. He always sneaks out once everyone else is out and gathers up his small group of young hens.

The wood, fence, and plastic sheet structure you see here is an aluminum awning with wood walls we use to give the birds outdoor space sheltered from rain and show. It doubles the floor space of the main house.

They have a large, outdoor yard with a thick layer of wood chips for them to dig in and a 5' chain link fence. The fence keeps them out of the gardens and conflict with my wife and protects them from daytime predators. It also meets out obligations under the biosecurity regulations during the time of the bird flu outbreak.

These are working birds, livestock, not pets.

I went out and spent a few minutes trying to convince the chickens that they should go inside until this string of storms passes. The big rooster was telling them to ignore me. I finally cornered him and carried him around upside down for a couple of minutes and everyone else went inside.

The ducks and turkeys were far more cooperative.

The worst part of this is found to be trying to convince my 9 Kg (20 lb) plus cat to come out from under the stairs.

A basket full of chicken eggs and a duck egg.

My flock befriended this strange white bird today. It's the large one in the background of the attached pictures. It's the size of a small turkey, grey and white, with a prominent crest. It ate some scratch with my girls, then ate some wild blackberries, and departed into the woods.

We're in upstate NY. I've never seen a bird like this before. It almost looks like a peacock but, again, it's white and we are in upstate NY.

The girls liked her, she seemed harmless - they usually lose their shit if even a little sparrow tries to snag some scratch. They alert me to turkeys and deer regularly but didn't mind this stranger at all.

Can anyone help me identify this bird?

These are the nesting boxes in our main chicken house. This pair of 4 box banks are mounted on the wall using French cleats. These nest boxes can be lifted off the wall and shaken out. They can be replaced by lifting them into place and setting them back onto the cleats. The sloped roofs keep chickens from roosting on top. The perches give them somewhere to stand before settling into a box.

I strongly urge everyone to consider French cleats. They make chicken keeping much easier.

This is the end pen of our brooding house. The brooding house is a 16' x 8' hoop house. It has a pair of 2 1/2' x 6' pens and a 2 1/2' x 2' pen on the right and the same on the left except the 2 1/2' x 2' pen is two storeys. The back pen is 6' x 8'. We use the brooding house for broody hens, hens and chicks, and brooding day old chicks, ducklings, and poults. We have a number of fenced holding yards with 6' fences. When this picture was taken we had a mixed layer replacement cohort waiting to join our main laying flock. Young turkeys were in the large yard next door and had just started to fly. A Mini White decided to return to the brooding house where it spent its first few weeks.

A group of new recruits to our laying flock. These birds are in the upper pen of our main house. We use the upper pen for chicks because the main house is the most protected housing we have. The have heat lamps and Cozy Coop panels. We also have automatic water up there when the chicks are old enough to use it.

Our laying flock ranges between 30 and 50 birds throughout the year.

We have some ISA Browns, Wyndottes, and Buff Orpingtons. I want to say this might have been one of the buffs? Any ideas lemmyfolk?

So my sister-in-law was watching my chickens while I was out of town. In addition to totally spoiling them with frozen fruit rings and fruit on skewers, she takes a ton of pictures and videos to send to me, which I love.

Now her and I are very opposite when it comes to many things, but the one thing we both love is watching RuPaul's drag race (please don't hate). So she sent me the above picture. Figured you all might appreciate it.

In addition to our year round layer flock, three pet ducks, and two batches of between 50 and 100 meat birds per year, we also raise a few turkeys. We have 18 this year. Here they are picking at some vines I threw into their holding yard before I let them out in the morning.

I have no idea what breed she's supposed to be. The neighbor we got her from said silky, but I know that isn't right. Only chickens I've ever had anything to do with were leghorns and reds at my uncle's place. And she's definitely not either of those.

She's about 3 months old, enjoys scratching, pecking, rubs behind the head, and eating bugs.

I still can't believe I got suckered into this lol. But the neighbor wasn't taking care of his birds at all, and this one got sent to what was supposed to be a petting zoo, but turned out to be just a damn open field next to a highway with a three foot high fence and all kinds of nastiness. Which is a whole thing by itself now. May end up housing some goats if the place gets shut down

But, anyway, the neighbor got her back because I threatened him with heavy metal all day and night if he didn't. Which is an ongoing joke, not an actual threat.

Really chill compared to the longhorns I had to feed though. Those biddies were bossy and prone to pecking ankles. This girl just hangs around us, then follows me though the yard while I'm piddling. Occasionally flaps at the back door until one of us gives her some attention, then goes back to scratching and petting.

With her being more of an adoptee/pet type of situation, she's got the tentative name of Sesame because she liked the sound of it when we were joking about calling her by chicken food names. I said Sesame and she got all perky and jumped on my lap. I guess it's the sibilance.

Anyway, she's not a working bird, and not anything unusual, but I figured y'all might get a laugh out of some idiot taking in a bird like this

Especially on a hot summer day!

Not sure if this counts as my back yard tho 😉

This is a classic Cornish Rock. They're the standard broiler chicken that you buy in the grocery store in a Styrofoam tray wrapped in plastic. They eat a ridiculous amount of food, produce a ridiculous amount of waste, and grow ridiculously fast. These birds can go from day old to slaughter in as little as six weeks.

In general, when they arrive at the abattoir they look like hell. They're dirty, only partially feathered, and can often barely walk.

If you take care of them, though, controlling their feed intake and making sure that their accommodations are clean, you can actually produce a decent looking Cornish Rock.

I'm always amused when the first line inspector comes and asks to take a look and says, "Those are nice looking birds." Thanks.

This year we ordered our spring chicks early and our abattoir decided to start processing two weeks later than usual. That meant that our Cornish Rocks were finished two weeks before we could have them processed. We picked out the largest birds and processed them ourselves then cut back on their feed, made sure they had LOTS of clean water, and cleaned their bedding every two days.

The birds our abattoir processed finished, in the bag, with no water in the cavity (like you get at the grocery store) averaging 3.5 Kg (8 lb) and topping out at 4.5 Kg (10 lb). That's getting up into turkey range.