KCD galore

It is going to look great between Istvan's ribs.

No questing. Just crafting, exploring and leveling up my drinking skill!

Cabbage guy!

In reality:

Man in Mycenean era bronze armor

If you come across bandits who have killed someone and their horse you can butcher the horse to take the saddle, bridle, horseshoes, and caparison and sell them at a saddler. Or equip them. They count as stolen but no one has called me out on them being stolen so I think maybe they don't count the same as something stolen from a guard. I found a few Dragon saddles that way early in kutenberg on my second run and now Henry is kitted out in the best armor before I've even found the devil's pack.

Yesterday Henry tried to explain to someone that non baptized babies don’t go to hell. They go to “grimbo”.

I swear i’m going to mod the game so i always fail checks just so i can see what silliness Henry comes up with.

He’s a true bullshitter even if no one believes him.

I've got a backpack full of holy relics.

So far I've collected the Spear of Longinus, some of the nails from the cross, two veils from a Saint (different saints so double the holiness), a tooth of a different saint, and various other relics.

Satan should be afraid of Henry of Skalitz.

There's a "Dummy page for barber", photo mode is gone and there are no eye textures.

Lmao

How the hell do I even get in contact with them to sort this out lol

Broke my ankles so many times

I'll be restarting it instantly, because I'm nowhere near ready to leave Henry alone.

A fine day for some fine wares!