teft

joined 2 years ago
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know pi to 30 digits and still forget what i needed from the room i just went into.

Brains are weird.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

As a fellow commenter who doesn’t read the other comments before commenting, i salute this comment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Remember, if you see someone shop lifting food or medicine, no, you didn’t.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I wouldn’t put it below Nemesis. It wasn’t great but it also wasn’t bad. It felt rushed and more like a heist movie than a star trek movie.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

If I were not teft, I would be Diogenes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not Safe For Warp 10?

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 day ago (11 children)

That doctor:

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I hear tulip bulbs are a good investment...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Well he's a US citizen if he's from PR so how could they deport him? If they're going to deport all latinos I think people are going to riot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

right to bump, scratch and/or smash the side of these vehicles in passing.

Whoops, looks like my tire pump that I was holding in my hand just collided with your thousand dollar mirror. My bad.

I've also been known to leave a dent in the doors of people who do this.

Fuck people who block bike lanes.

 
 

Have a good holiday everyone!

 

Some pets shouldn't be allowed on the bridge.

 

Quote is from DS9 S1E5 Babel when O'Brien starts showing symptoms of the aphasia virus.

 

She's so very meme-able so it should be pretty fun.

 

The proposed scientific name got me good.

 

For my next run I’m trying something less optimal for a challenge. My Tav will be a 8sorcerer/2cleric/2warlock from Thay.

Mostly he’ll use eldritch blast and call on his god.

I call it the Spray and Pray from Thay.

Anyone else have any silly build ideas to go with my Tav?

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Description: A meme with Mot from The Next Generation cutting Captain Picard's hair. Below the text reads: Make it so. There is no challenge too great for those who have the will and haircut to make it so.

 
 
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Description: A meme with the caption "Okay so that was trolley problem version number 7. Janeway opted to run over five Tuvixes instead of one EMH." Below is a picture of the inside of a trolley with Janeway smiling and covered in gore. Michael and Eleanor from The Good Place are on either side of her. Michael is taking notes and Eleanor is amazed.

 
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