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Musk's DOGE Team Mandates 280-Character Treasury Reports (isglitch.com)
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Citing 'Modern Communication Standards,' Officials Push Character Limits on Federal Docs

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Trump Orders NASA to Rename Asteroid Before DEI Deletion Deadline (isglitch.com)
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Agency scrambles as doomsday rock threatens Earth with diversity terminology

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OpenAI Files Patent on Concept of Irony Amid Data Drama (isglitch.com)
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Tech Giant Claims Exclusive Rights to Cognitive Dissonance And Your Data

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Nestlé Countersues X, Claims Platform Making Their Practices Look Too Pure (isglitch.com)
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Chocolate giant argues toxic posts eclipse their own controversies, demands compensation

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Anthropic Demands Live Video Proof for Job Applications (isglitch.com)
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AI Company Fights Automation with Surveillance, Without Seeing Irony

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Zuckerberg Receives Targeted Ads About Keeping Secrets After Privacy Complaint (isglitch.com)
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Meta CEO's Algorithm Takes Personal Turn After Leaked Meeting

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Chinese Officials Praise DeepSeek's Space Bar Analysis for 'Innovation' (isglitch.com)
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Advanced keystroke monitoring sets new standard in surveillance technology

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Amazon Workers Download 'Seven Pillars of Wisdom,' Transform Warehouse (isglitch.com)
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Management Concerned as Employees Begin Citing T.E. Lawrence in Performance Reviews

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DeepSeek Engineers: AI's Winnie-the-Pooh Silence Shows Superior Reasoning (isglitch.com)
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System's Refusal to Discuss Children's Literature Heralded as Major Breakthrough

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Montreal Becomes 'New New Orleans North' in Latest Map Wars Escalation (isglitch.com)
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Tech giants compete to see who can America-fy geography the hardest

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U.S. Tech Giants Rebrand High AI Costs as 'Artisanal Computing' (isglitch.com)
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Industry Leaders Claim Expensive Models Offer 'Handcrafted Neural Networks'

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Former TikTok Critics Now Posting Fortune 500 Success Stories (isglitch.com)
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Users Report Mysterious Account Changes After Platform's Return

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YouTube Tests "Ad Inception" Feature: Ads Now Contain Their Own Ads (isglitch.com)
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Viewers Report Getting Lost in Infinite Commercial Loops

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News Stations Now End Weather Reports With "Thanks Be To Elon" (isglitch.com)
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Meteorologists Required to Praise Tech Billionaire While Wearing Mandatory Tesla Robes

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Meta Unveils Ministry of Truth, Says It's "Totally Different" from Censorship (isglitch.com)
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New Department Features Sleek Logo, Promises "Alternative Perspectives on Reality"

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[META]　isGlitch.com Cuts Ties with X.com, Dozens of Readers Mildly Affected (isglitch.com)
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Because Having Principles is the Ultimate Growth Hack

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Uber Eats Algorithm Achieves Enlightenment, Rejects Material World (isglitch.com)
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Drivers Report Orders Being Rerouted to Local Monasteries for 'Spiritual Fulfillment'

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X's New Gamer Mode Requires Slurs for Post Authentication (isglitch.com)
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Platform Update Follows Reddit Gaming Ban, Musk Cites "Free Speech Authenticity"

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ADL Updates Hate Symbol Database: Market Cap Now Key Factor (isglitch.com)
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Elon's Inauguration Day Double-Salute Prompts New "Means-Tested" Guidelines

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NYSIC-CTC Team Begs for Nuclear Site Watch After Insurance Claims Week (isglitch.com)
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"Anything but more medical debt stories," plead traumatized analysts

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Eric Trump's MyPillow-Backed Crypto Claims Physical Token Reserves (isglitch.com)
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Controversial Partnership Aims to Store Digital Assets in Alex Jones' Texas Warehouse

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Meta Launches 'Democracy Defender' Badge for Pro-Ban Politicians (isglitch.com)
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Digital Honor Comes With Mysterious $50K Instagram Ad Credit Bundle

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Dead or Alive Publisher Announces 'Paternal Disappointment' DLC (isglitch.com)
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Beach Volleyball Update Follows Executive's "Like Daughters" Statement

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Microsoft Charges Extra to Remove 20 Years of Office Features (isglitch.com)
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New "Retro" Tier Simulates Pre-2003 Experience Using Advanced AI

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RedNote's AI Translation Tool Converts All Slang to Communist Statements (isglitch.com)
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Users Shocked as "No Cap Fr Fr" Becomes "The Party's Truth Remains Unimpeachable"

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