Joke Conspiracies

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Trump's entire mission, since he has been in politics, has been to demonstrate the inefficiency of the justice system and the systems that are supposed to protect America from tyranny (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/jokeconspiracy
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The puppet cabal invented the idea of ventriloquists and puppeteers to hide that the puppets themselves are behind things. (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/jokeconspiracy
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The puppets puppet their "puppeteers". All the acts? Well, plausible deniability and honestly, they enjoy entertaining as a hobby anyway.

Sesame Street is the biggest operation by puppets engineered during television's rise to ease children into the understanding of who really runs things.

Oh and regarding children's shows with "people in suits", sure there are people in them, but they're being run by the "suits". That was a whole new advancement in the puppets' technology.

but what about furriesfurries are an experiment by the puppet cabal, the puppet version of a cyborg. the advancements of the suits being more fully integrated with people.

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Airlines are conspiring to discourage travel between Canada and the Untied States (lemm.ee)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/jokeconspiracy
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I have relatives who just took a trip to Florida. They were rebooked about five times on their way there and on their way back. Both ways, they were stranded somewhere overnight. Both ways, they kept having to get off planes before takeoff cause of "mechanical issues". I think, due to recent political upheaval, airlines are dicking with people to discourage international travel.

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bill gates vaccine causes allism (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago by dullbananas to c/jokeconspiracy
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The slave ship out of Africa theory (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/jokeconspiracy
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15988612

Makes you think. Or more likely not

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The purpose of political commentary shows on network TV is to turn viewers away so that the studio can get the cleaning done (self.jokeconspiracy)
submitted 2 years ago by LightCyan to c/jokeconspiracy
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Political commentary talk shows on network TV studios spewing far-left and far-right rhetoric are especially designed to make viewers not listen for that hour. That's when studios do all their cleaning, etc. The studio has to be vacuumed sometime, after all! If this sounds unlikely to you, look at it this way: do YOU know anyone IRL who actually sits down and watches any of those shows? I thought not.

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Ransomware was created by big Bitcoin owners purely to prop up the price of bitcoin (self.jokeconspiracy)
submitted 2 years ago by LightCyan to c/jokeconspiracy
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The raison d'etre of ransomware isn't to collect a ransom but to push up the value of Bitcoin

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All the main posters on beehaw.org are the same person (lemmy.perthchat.org)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/jokeconspiracy
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For the most part, all the major BH accts only post on BH.

Your move libs