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New Housing Min. won't comment on fight to block housing construction affecting her view (nltimes.nl)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/ibhunipo on 2024-06-20 13:07:57.

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Portland Pickles to become first sports team to legally sell THC products (www.oregonlive.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Bubbly-Factor7335 on 2024-06-20 11:39:42.

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Balance had swung 'too far' towards environment, Environment Minister says (www.thepress.co.nz)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Spawkeye on 2024-06-20 11:14:29.

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Companies are trying to lure people back to work by offering them karaoke parties, massages and desks (country1025.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Jombafomb on 2024-06-20 12:34:25.

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Oklahoma public school students could soon earn credit through ‘Satanic Temple Academy’ (www.kswo.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/halxp01 on 2024-06-20 11:51:09.

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High School Cancels “Nuttin But Azz” Basketball Game to be Played by Women in Thongs (987thecoast.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/halxp01 on 2024-06-20 11:46:17.

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Belarusian president blames Jews for his government's corruption, says he's 'not antisemitic' (www.ynetnews.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/RowdyRoddyRosenstein on 2024-06-20 11:43:04.

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Republican Candidate Tells Black Americans To Leave US in Juneteenth Message (www.newsweek.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/the-player-of-games on 2024-06-20 08:27:57.

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Boeing’s CEO was supposed to take accountability. Instead, he said he’s proud of the company’s safety record (www.cnn.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Zrp200 on 2024-06-20 06:33:02.

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Balance had swung 'too far' towards environment, Environment Minister says (www.thepress.co.nz)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Weird_Devil on 2024-06-20 05:22:34.

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Only 1 plumber currently employed by City of Pittsburgh (www.wpxi.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/xx420mcyoloswag on 2024-06-20 03:22:03.

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Double take: 23 sets of twins graduate from a single Massachusetts middle school (apnews.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/-Appleaday- on 2024-06-20 02:03:07.

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Winnipeg's drug ring matriarch Sandra Guiboche's defense highlights unconventional care motive (www.winnipegfreepress.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/CandylandCanada on 2024-06-20 01:21:30.

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Buffalo Bills announce 'National Gay Flag Football League' sponsorship (komonews.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/HowLongIsThi on 2024-06-20 00:07:50.

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George Santos announces OnlyFans account (thehill.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/WingerRules on 2024-06-19 23:11:19.

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Microplastics discovered in human penises for the first time (www.cnn.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/RolandSnowdust on 2024-06-19 21:35:04.

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Microplastic discovery in penises raises erectile dysfunction questions (www.theguardian.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/benevolentempireval on 2024-06-19 20:49:39.

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Chiropractic Board of Australia reinstates ban on baby back cracking (www.9news.com.au)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Sandstorm400 on 2024-06-19 20:07:23.

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Louisiana classrooms now required by law to display the Ten Commandments (www.cnn.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/NewSlinger on 2024-06-19 20:00:05.

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Rocket company develops massive catapult to launch satellites into space without using jet fuel: '10,000 times the force of Earth's gravity' (www.thecooldown.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/MORaHo04 on 2024-06-19 19:55:25.

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Collecting sex-crazed zombie cicadas on speed: Scientists track a bug-controlling super-sized fungus (apnews.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/NewMilleniumBoy on 2024-06-19 17:09:17.

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Mich. GOP candidate apologizes for 'disrespectful' AI-generated MLK Jr endorsement video (www.fox17.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/No_Biscotti_7110 on 2024-06-19 16:56:15.

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‘Anti-woke’ water becomes a hit for conservatives who brag about the ‘unapologetic drink’ (www.yahoo.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/kabukistar on 2024-06-19 19:09:37.

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Coffee conundrum: Extra charge for oat milk spurs lawsuit (www.woodtv.com)

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The original post: /r/nottheonion by /u/Forward-Answer-4407 on 2024-06-19 18:58:41.

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Ohio Attorney Who Was Suspended Over Poop Filled Pringles Can Has License Reinstated (local12.com)

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