this post was submitted on 23 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 133 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (8 children)

If we want to get pedantic here it didn't technically "shatter", it just broke cleanly in half... at least that's what they'll say when you try to return it lol

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Is that similar to when I buy no more tears shampoo but I still cry myself to bed?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You need to drink the bottle's contents to stop the tears. Just to be certain, stir 8n some Draino first.

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