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[–] [email protected] 167 points 1 month ago (22 children)

I still can't quite believe people voted for 4 more years of headlines like this

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I try to take heart in the fact that the majority didn't actually vote for him, but it's cold comfort, considering so many couldn't be bothered to vote at all.

We're kinda fucked.

[–] BlemboTheThird 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The majority of people who actually voted did. Who knows what the rest really think, but at the very least they were fine with this.

We're mega fucked.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Well ackshually! It was a plurality not majority. Not that it actually makes a difference...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Still got less than 50%.

He did get the highest percent, but under half of voters. Still fucking depressing, but as numbers were fully counted and confirmed his percentage steadily decreased.

Still fucked though, yes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

maga fucked Fixed it for you

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