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[–] [email protected] 135 points 3 weeks ago (25 children)

Animals don't need to wipe because they don't have massive glutes evolved to support an entire upright body while also walking and running. This is the curse of our intelligence and endurance.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

Technically humans don't have to wipe either. But it would be like dried Nutella in a shag carpet.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Something like that happened to "a friend". During a several day hike, a #2 in the wood was wiped a bit too hastily and some of it was missed.

Now the remnant bits dried and glued the hair from both cheeks together, during the hike after that my "friend" could feel the hairs being pulled from one side to another at each step he was taking.

Not a great experience.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

you know, you dont have to share every thought that crosses your mind

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

No, no, thoughts like that are the entire point of the internet, and language itself

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