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[–] [email protected] 156 points 22 hours ago (39 children)

If you don't understand how and why, it's broken.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

You must not have worked for a dickhead expecting you ship software on Monday that takes months to write when you were given a week to do it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

The trick is to be the bigger dickhead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

In my experience, people that aren't easy to work with that aren't already in charge don't stick around very long.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 21 hours ago

I've always managed to find fresh people that didn't have their priorities backwards.

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