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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (8 children)

Is a small bag the Sovereign version of a minecraft bundle (equally non real)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (6 children)

That's the only piece I can't figure here. What is "a small bag" in this context? I know it's some imaginary thing but usually I at least understand what they're doing.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A "bag" in slang terms is a lump-sum of money. I think he believes that since he already "tried" paying them, but was refused (as it was already with collections), that he is somehow going to be able to turn his debt into money.

Don't ask me to clarify anymore. I had to hit myself in the head really hard to make that much sense of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thank you.

Be careful, though... the ability to think in the complex multi dimensional layers of delusion enough to untie this mental knot may make you susceptible to infection. Repeat these words, and the Emotional Response Detector will evaluate your level of risk:

  • Homeopathy
  • Anti-vaccination
  • Libertarianism
  • MAGA
  • H.A.R.P.
  • Infowars
  • Lizard People
  • Pizzagate
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok, but lizard people ARE real.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You have a mild case of mnemonic infection. To remedy this, spend 1 nice, sunny day at a quiet river or lake.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Unfortunately it is pouring rain where I live. Thankfully, the wet weather has lessened the violent tendencies of the lizard people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I should have seen that and you're absolutely right. Appreciate it!

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