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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Couldn’t he just eat a star and run the fuck out of there?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

He would have to live the rest of his days on the run, as an escaped convict. That isn't a life.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

You’d think he could warp zone to a non extradition level.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Don't want to spoil anything but did you play any of the games? Now you know the backstory. It never was about Princess Peach

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

"I'm sorry Mario, but a pardon from the governor is in another castle."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Well, it's called jump and run game for a reason. Mario Card is a race. See a pattern already?

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