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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Why not cut this slippery slope crap and just go straight to slavery?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

they stopped themselves from being literally The Onion just in time

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I find it hard to believe he'd just table the idea at that point.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

After the employees realise it's just slaves

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