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It's Wednesday my dudes, dudettes and more (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Hot take: God loves us, but in the way we love plants. They don't give a shit about any of us individually, but they love us collectively

They watch us like an owner watches their cat prepare to jump up onto the bed... They don't really care of we succeed or fail, but they watch with interest. They cheer for us, but they'll chuckle if we fail and praise us if we make it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah we're the cat and the cat has got too fat and somebody needs to build little cat step stools all around the house or consequences

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

What are we going to do, poison the world and destroy biodiversity?

We're not getting cat steps

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