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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (12 children)

We do secretly run this country. We’re putting testosterone and estrogen in the water supply.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Do they not cancel each other out at that point?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, I’m not an endocrinologist, I’m just a henchwoman. I transgend what Big Transgender wants me to transgend.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It's like some people have never heard of The Transagena before....

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