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I desperately want to read this (startrek.website)

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Yes. It's real.

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[–] canis_majoris 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Chuck Tingle is THE GUY writing these. All of his library is stuff like this. It's all hilariously out-there gay fantasies.

Here's his Kindle catalogue, with a few snippets of favorites:

https://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Store-Chuck-Tingle/s?rh=n%3A133140011%2Cp_27%3AChuck+Tingle

Bisexually Banged By My Sentient Full Size Candy Bars On Halloween

My Macaroni And Cheese is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer

Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides

This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It’s Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived “Basicness” Of Their Beverage Choices

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I also really like, "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How about "Pounded in the Butt by My Hugo Award Loss?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Haha, I remember that title!

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