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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i showed this to my wife and she bit me

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s crazy your wife had the same reaction when I showed her.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your never going to believe this...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh thanks. I didn't know i dropped my never going to believe this

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago

The manly urge to get bit

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My partner doesn't understand the urge. He says silly things like "why do you want to bite me" and "please stop ambushing my with your mouth." He often retaliates by slobbering all over me, which is gross and yucky. How do I make him understand I'm not in control of the urge, and that I need to be satiated?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Try to make an analogy to a dog or cat. They have biting needs and we give them appropriate toys to satiate that craving. They just needs to accept that they're the only toy that can satiated your natural instincts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

"You got to understand, you just need to accept that you're the only toy that can satiate my natural instincts"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can confirm. As a man, I have never chewed my food.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

#JustWomanThings

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

so true bestie. sometimes i wish i had a partner so that i could give them love bites. and for some reason i also want to, like, actually bite off a piece of their flesh. and eat it. i dont know why

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's why my girlfriend bites me THAT hard. Ouch

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I always wondered why my gf likes biting me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, it's more of a neurodivergent thing.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's okay, they can bite me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

chomps back

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Fish when they see bait:

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Me when I see someone:

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does for bathtubs what Jaws did for the ocean.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My girlfriend has never bitten me, I'm confused...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

She has exceptional self control.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I had to lay down ground rules cause my gf bites me so much

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ok so it's not just me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

To bite Cookie ice-cream