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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I doubt that it's real, but it might be funny to someone.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I wonder what would be the scenario for below languages.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Julia

Your program is telling me to get a girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lua ("Moon" in portuguese.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Rust

Sorry, haven't had rust since I use H3PO4.

Specific applications of phosphoric acid include:

in anti-rust treatment by phosphate conversion coating or passivation

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I think he does not want to get a snake.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

That’s awesome

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

"Burmese, reticulated or ball?"