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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

Reminder: If you encounter The Slime it may mean that ovulation is imminent. Be very very careful if you use barrier birth control. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/fertility-awareness/whats-cervical-mucus-method-fams

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not according to Ben Shapiro's doctor wife!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Ben Shapiro should, hypothetically, shut the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Right before menstruation, vaginas often get super wet but it's a little thicker than typical horny wetness. This can sometimes feel like the sensation of bleeding so it can be surprising to check and find that it's not blood. For me, I also get extremely horny around this time.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't know how you girls walk around with those things ...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People with uterus ≠ girls

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, yeah, because in dudes they're called duderuses.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

And in conservative America they're called Ourteruses

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You don't have a choice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Honestly... they're pretty gross.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Omg hai!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm a fan of the slime. 🤤

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Like a downstairs sneeze, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I was happier before reading this! Mostly the descriptions of various slimes in linked articles is what did it for me.

Oh well TIL.